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Caps vs Avalanche Pregame: The Avs Suck So Beat Them!

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Photo: Amanda Bowen

Saturday! Caps hockey! Against a terrible hockey team!

I mean, seriously, look how bad the Colorado Avalanche are. The Y axis only goes up to 46 percent for shot-attempt percentage!

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This isn’t to say that the Caps are assured victory. Hockey can be really random. It’s a game of probabilities and isn’t deterministic in nature. So, maybe the Caps will lose. But, when you’re playing a bad team at home, it’s obviously best to grab two points.

Team Record Possession PDO Power Play Penalty Kill
Washington Capitals 12-5-1 54.0% 99.7 21.8% 86%
Colorado Avalanche 7-11-1 44.4% 101.3 18.7% 76.9%

Projected Lineup

Per KB, Burakovsky is out and Galiev is in. Williams slides up to the second line and Galiev gets put on the third line. Hard to be upset with the Burakovsky scratch, as he’s been really mediocre this season. Poor Galiev though, trying to prove his NHL abilities on such a mediocre line.

Ovechkin – Backstrom – Oshie
Johansson – Kuznetsov – Williams
Chimera – Beagle – Galiev
Laich – Latta – Wilson

Schmidt – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Orlov – Chorney

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Cute Dogs!

Storylines

https://twitter.com/muneebalamcu/status/668117023935844352

Cute Cats…

Clearly inferior to dogs, but we’ll give equal time to cats on the pregame today.


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