Hello. Let’s do hockey.
Tonight in Minny the Caps take on the Wild. I don’t like singular collective nouns for sports teams. What do you call a member of the Wild (aside from “member of the Wild”)? They’re not “a Wild.” They’re not “a Wildling.” Same deal with the Lightning. I guess each one of those guys is “a Bolt” at least.
Those team names are stupid. Therefore the Capitals should beat them tonight.
8 PM, CSN, crash net.
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From morning skate, according to Alex Prewitt, plus my educated guess on defense.
Ovechkin – Backstrom – Johansson
Glencross – Kuznetsov – Brouwer
Chimera – Fehr – Ward
Laich – Latta – Wilson
Orpik – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Green – Schmidt
Look at that intensity. Dude’s gonna score tonight. #Narrative
You have three options.
a) Bob Dylan
c) The Replacements
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