The Caps still haven’t lost in #rego since December 2nd, so it’s important to not be a cranky grinch when they lose games in the 20th round of the shootout or make harebrained lineup decisions. We’ve had both of those things this week.
Washington will be hosted to a night of dating, discussion, and more by the Columbus Blue Jackets. Starting at 7 PM and airing on CSN, the Caps intend to keep their point-streak alive.
|Team||Record||Possession||PDO||Power Play||Penalty Kill|
|Columbus Blue Jackets||13-15-2||46.3%||98.2||22.5%||77.8%|
This is wild. Latta’s getting a peek at the top six, Kuznetsov to the dungeon. From Prewitt:
Ovechkin – Backstrom – Wilson
Johansson – Latta – Brouwer
Laich– Fehr – Ward
Chimera – Kuznetsov – Beagle
Orpik – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Schmidt – Green
This GIF set.
Merry Christmas, meatheads.
— Japers' Rink (@JapersRink) December 18, 2014
— Good Tweet Pete 🌮 (@peterhassett) December 18, 2014
The iHeartRadio Jingle Ball 2014 (8:00 PM on CW) celebrates the death of the monoculture brought about by the consolidation of terrestrial radio permitted by Bill Clinton in the late 90s. Scheduled to perform: Taylor Swift; Iggy Azalea; Maroon 5; Ariana Grande; oh god make it stop; Pharrell Williams; OneRepublic; Meghan Trainor; this is worse than the shootout; Charli XCX; Jessie J; Shawn Mendes; stab me in the face with a soldering iron; and Nick Jonas.
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