Pic by Ian Oland, who I am told wore pants today for the first time in a week.
I don’t wanna write about this junk.
Bad bounces and bad mistakes made the Caps’ road game against to Toronto Maple Leafs a torrid swamp of chumpswargle hockey. I made that word up.
It started innocently enough with a freak bounce of a goal by Morgan Rielly, but then Cody Franson got a sneaky shot from the outside during a Leafs power play to close out the first period.
Holtby took the net for the second and got punctured just 23 seconds in after a turnover by the Carlson-Orpik pairing. Troy Brouwer gave us a glimmer of hope with a hardworking PPG from the slot, but the Leafs answered back like .005 seconds later when freaking David freaking Carlson freaking scored. Tyler Bozak scored his second of the night on a power-play late in the second.
Justin Peters returned to the net in the third, because, why not? Tom Wilson put the biscuit in the basket, making this something less of an abject failure and more of a stupefying bummer. And then Lupul made it an abject failure again. What the heck even is this team?
Oh god it burns. Leafs beat Caps 6-2.
— Good Tweet Pete 🌮 (@peterhassett) November 30, 2014
Joe B suit of the dear god Locker what is that tie that thing is staring into my soul and it burns
In lieu of a real conclusion, here’s this tweet, which I can’t really top.
This game is a pic.twitter.com/kbqRQ4eeQL
— RMNB (@russianmachine) November 30, 2014
See you around, friends.
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