On Tuesday night, CSN analyst and great head of hair Alan May took to Twitter to complain about his lack of a personalized t-shirt.
@alexsemin every one has a great MayDay tee, but me. Hook a brother up
— Alan May (@MayHockeyCSN) May 1, 2013
We’re on the case.
In Rachel Cohen’s pencil-drawn style, we see Alan just as he looked two years ago when the Caps pulled out a dramatic win over the Rangers. That’s how we like to think of Alan: pugnacious and passionate– maybe a homer, but still among the best hockey minds in our world. Wear this shirt because Alan May beat up all your favorite players from the early- to mid-90s and now he just insults their haircut and fashion sense.
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