Jay Beagle Wants to Sacrifice a Cow
The Caps are playing so bad, sacrificing a goat isn't even a strong enough metaphor anymore.
The Washington Capitals Are Dead Last in the NHL
Photo credit: @CapsBN92 This morning, I woke up, checked the NHL standings, and looked thirstily at a bottle of rubbing alcohol. The…
Tomas Kundratek Gets First NHL Point in Yet Another Washington Capitals Loss
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott The Caps have gone through a ton of defenseman this season -- Jack Hillen got hurt, John Erskine…
The 19 Best Photos of the Nicklas Backstrom Garden Gnome Giveaway
Photo credit: RMNB's Chris Gordon At Monday night's game against the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Washington Capitals held their most bizarre giveaway…
Please, Gnome More: Leafs beat Caps 3-2
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott I wrote on our mission statement that hockey should be as fun to read about as it is…
What is Wrong with Marcus Johansson?
Photo credit: Chris Gordon For the Capitals, there's a lot to keep track of right now. We've noticed Alex Ovechkin's scoring slump,…
Can We Just Watch Mike Knuble Score and Smile?
The Caps stink right now, so we're gonna find our joy wherever we can. Today we find it in ex-Cap Mike Knuble,…
Small Victories: Alex Ovechkin Didn’t Score Against the Penguins, But He Did Check Sidney Crosby into the Net
Photo credit: Nick Wass Almost four years ago to the day, Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby -- at the height of their…
Sitting in Solitude: Braden Holtby Looks Lost After Last Year’s Amazing Playoff Run
Photo credit: Greg Fiume In the far corner of the room, Braden Holtby sat at his locker and stared at the ground.…
A Less Than Superb Owl: Penguins beat Caps 6-3
Photo credit: Greg Fiume The Washington Capitals and the Pittsburgh Penguins have a storied history-- especially on Superb Owl Sunday. Snowmageddon, anyone?…
John Carlson’s Crazy Carom Shot: The Best Goal of All Time
8-ball, side pocket. What the actual f#$&. Primary assist went to Nick Backstrom, but Verizon Center stanchion #08764 is appealing the ruling…
Mike Green Takes Hit from Kris Letang, Gets Up and Scores Goal
Hockey is brutal. Mike Green has missed 83 games due to injury over the past two seasons. He's missed time because of…
Troy Brouwer on Gangnam Style Dance: “I Know Everyone Wants Me To Do It After a Goal”
Brouwer conservatively celebrating. (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) A few weeks ago, Michael Wurman, Director of Game Entertainment and TV Production for the…
Shanabanned: John Erskine Suspended Three Games For Elbow to Wayne Simmonds’ Head
Saturday night, John Erskine was suspended for three games and fined $24,324.33 for his elbow to the head of Philadelphia Flyers forward…
Back in the Nick of Time: Nicklas Backstrom Scores His First Goal of the Year
Photo credit: Nick Wass One by one, the Capitals' stars are getting on the board. First it was John Erskine, who fired…
Caps beat Flyers 3-2: Have They Turned a Corner?
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott DFL. The Washington Capitals came into Friday's game against the Philadelphia Flyers in dead last place. Not in…
Animated: John Erskine Elbows Wayne Simmonds In The Head
GIF via welshhockeyfan Late in the first period of Friday's game against the Philadelphia Flyers, Big John Erskine got himself into some…
Awkward Encounter With Your Ex: Mike Knuble is Back in Town Tonight
"Kanooblian" illustration by Mark Burrier Mike Knuble scored 65 goals in three seasons for the Washington Capitals. For a big chunk of…
