Meanwhile, Alex Semin is Still Doing Stuff Like This
While the Caps are losing thanks to penalty and possession problems, Alex Semin (3 goals, 8 assists) is prancing around North Carolina…
Seven Penalties, One Period
This is what happens when you're in the box too much. (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) Backstrom (boarding), Hendricks (holding), Kundratek (delay of…
Capitals vs Devils in Nine Beagles
Capitals vs Devils on Thursday did not go well. Chris Gordon did his best to delight you while holding the RMNB reins,…
The Horn Guy Considers Abandoning the Capitals
NBC4 just posted this terrific profile on superfan Sam "The Horn Guy" Wolk. Beyond the usual lovely sonics, Sam talks about coming…
All Penalties, No Possession: Devils beat Caps 3-2
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott I had a recap for tonight, but then the third period happened; my story was rendered irrelevant. In…
New Jersey Devils Pregame: America’s Rash (PuckBuddys Preview)
[Ed note: After a year of doggedly researching and documenting the panoply of awfulness that are the Washington Capitals' rival cities and teams,…
Welcome Brooks Laich to Twitter
Finally. Washington Capitals Center and latest victim of #brittlegroin, Brooks Laich, just signed up for teh twitters. You can find him at…
Peter Talks Capitals, Bunheads on Up the Pucks Podcast
Peter (that's me!) went on the Up the Pucks hockey/punk podcast to talk about the Washington Capitals, Danzig, and Bunheads. So, ya…
Animated: Eric Fehr’s Big Hit on Anton Stralman
GIF by welshhockeyfan Last season with the Winnipeg Jets, Eric Fehr had a disaster season. Still feeling the effects of shoulder surgery,…
No O, Rangers beat Caps 2-1
Darroll Powe is helped off the ice. (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett) The Washington Capitals won three in a row coming into Sunday,…
Former Caps Co-Captain Brendan Witt on Mike Milbury: “He Sucks Ass”
Everyone hates Mike Milbury. Fans, bloggers, and apparently former Washington Capitals co-captain Brendan Witt, who said Milbury "sucks ass" when he opined…
Evgeny Kuznetsov Survives Chelyabinsk Meteor, Scores Goal in Final KHL Regular Season Game
Photo credit: Vitaly Gubin / HC Traktor Two days after a meteorite struck his hometown of Chelyabinsk, the normally-talkative Evgeny Kuznetsov was…
Back With the Washington Capitals, Eric Fehr Tries to Prove His Worth
Fehr, center, celebrates his first goal against the Bolts on Thursday. (Photo credit: Scott Audette) I was sitting in section 112 of…
Ovi’s Bad Hair Day, Holtby’s Bad Poke Check, and Ten More Weird Photos From Caps/Lightning
Ovechkin palmed a plasma globe during intermission. (Photo credit: @HockeyBroph) The Capitals have been undefeated, 3-0-0, ever since fans sacrified a rubber…
Traktor Arena Damaged by Meteor
Photo credit: KHL.ru Last night's meteor that struck Chelyabinsk, Russia, has damaged the Traktor Chelyabinsk's arena. The KHL is doing an inpection…
Eric Fehr En Fuego: Caps beat Bolts 4-3
Photo credit: Scott Audette Happy Valentine's Day, hockey lovers! I hate this stupid day, but I found a good way to pass…
RMNB Readers Make Valentine’s Day Cards For Their Favorite Caps Players
Rachel Cohen's (@kat326) Valentine. It's the dreaded day of days once again. Celebrating either some apocryphal rebel-priest martyr or a bunch of…
Explosions in Chelyabinsk; Meteor Suspected (UPDATED)
LATE UPDATE: No immediate confirmed reports of casualties. See the AP for more information. We're getting all kinds of information about explosions…
Matt Hendricks Thinks He Has Broken His Nose Five Times
Photo credit: @recordsANDradio One day in 7th grade, I was playing basketball at recess with some friends. After I missed a layup,…
That Air-Humping Florida Panthers Fan
As regulation time expired in Tuesday's Caps-Panthers game, one right honorable gentleman cheered the proceedings with impassioned, airborne pelvic thrusts. Start at…
