Nabby Nabs the Shutout: Isles beat Caps 1-0
Strachan vs Martin (Photo: Patrick Smith) They're not all barnburners. Some games merely are. They start, sixty minutes pass, and then they're…
Ovi Time For Super Bowl Sunday: Caps beat Red Wings 6-5 (OT)
Photo: Patrick McDermott It's Super Bowl Sunday, which means the Washington Capitals once again played a matinee game to set the stage…
Надежда Умирает Последней: Капиталз Проиграли Ред Уингз 3-4 (Б)
Photo: Luke Glendening Editor's Note: Peter and Chris are totally not here tonight. They're at the Neutral Milk Hotel (who?) concert at…
The Capitals Play Bad Team Defense, Are Too Careless With the Puck
Photo: Jamie Sabau This is going to be brutal, but it needs to be said. The Washington Capitals are one of the…
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! Blue Jackets beat Caps 5-2
"Shoggoth" by Craig J. Spearing It's f@$&ing freezing here and I didn't eat dinner. My dog is being an @%^$*. A water main…
Blow All the Leads! Caps beat Sabres 5-4 (OT)
That dude in the middle. (Photo: Bill Wippert) Are the Capitals worse than the Buffalo Sabres? The Sabres might be the worst team…
No, Ryan Miller and the Capitals Wouldn’t Be a “Fit”
Photo: Kevin Hoffman When the Washington Capitals traded Filip Forsberg for Martin Erat and Michael Latta last year, an upset and cranky…
Eat Poop and Die, Voldemort: Caps beat Habs 5-0, Holtby Perfect!
How Russians ice fish. (Photo: Francois Lacasse) The Washington Capitals hadn't won a game since January 10th, and that was against the…
Warm-Up GIFs: Caps Play Soccer With Yoga Ball, Braden Holtby Sharpens Hand-Eye Coordination
Before every game, the Washington Capitals usually play soccer. That's what you get when half your team is European. The players usually…
The Darkest Timeline: Sens beat Caps 2-0, Six Straight Losses
Photo: Alex Brandon It has been eleven long days since the Capitals won a game. We've had like three or four completely…
Nate Schmidt’s Back, His Big Old Smile is Too (Photos)
On Tuesday night, the Washington Capitals welcomed back Nate Schmidt to NHL service for the first time since December 13th. For the…
Not Again: Rangers Slam Caps 4-1
Photo: Scott Levy Coming into Friday night, the Caps had been playing well. On Tuesday and Wednesday, they nearly beat two of…
Lumbus beats Caps 5-1
The Washington Capitals needed a win on Friday to avoid their third four-game losing streak of the season. You'd think they could…
Playing Well and Losing Again? Ugh: Pens beat Caps 4-3
Photo: Gregory Shamus I pity people who can't get up for a Penguins-Capitals game. I know intellectually that these games last just…
Tight Game, Tough Loss: Shark beat Caps 2-1 (SO)
Photo: Rob Carr Gone are the days of the Sabres and Leafs. The Washington Capitals hosted the actually good San Jose Sharks on…
A Sleepy Sunday and a Karl Deferred, Sabres beat Caps 2-1 (SO)
Grabo's face (Photo: Patrick McDermott) Those of you nursing a hangover on Sunday afternoon found yourself in good company as the Washington Capitals…
Weekend at Bernier’s: Caps beat Leafs 3-2
Photo: Rob Carr We're not particularly happy with the Capitals this season, but compared to Maple Leafs fans we're the freaking Huxtables. The…
Eric Fehr Ends the Freezeout! Caps beat Bolts 4-3
Aw. Someone give Crombeen a hug. (Photo: Mike Carlson) Brr. It's cold in here. I said there must be some unwise line…
Halfway: The Caps Aren’t a Cup Contender Now, But They Could Be Soon
Photo: Nick Wass The Caps are 42 games into their 82-game season. I could've offered my halfway analysis after the customary 41,…
Wild beat Caps 5-3 in Braden Holtby’s Crummy Comeback
Ovechkin and Cookie get stupid. (Photo: Bruce Kluckhohn) You could say the Caps have been struggling. Their puck possession has disintegrated over…
