We made a new shirt celebrating the spectacular skills of Christian Djoos, better known as DJ Oos. It’s really good and we think you may like it.
One year ago, Alex Ovechkin spoke to media on the first day of the 2017 training camp. He gave the team a slogan that defined their entire season: “We’re not going to be suck this year.”
Today, Ovechkin was asked what his new motto would be. “Not suck back-to-back,” he quipped.
Of course we made it into a t-shirt.
Capitals play-by-play radio announcer has given us some super memorable lines throughout the years, from his iconic “Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Night,” to shouting “THE KING IS DEAD” after Joel Wards OTGWG in Game 7 against Boston in 2010.
Wednesday evening, the NHL’s Department of Player Safety suspended Capitals forward Tom Wilson for three playoff games.
No matter where you fall on the suspension, the NHL’s supplemental discipline on a hit ruled clean by referees during the game is maddening.
Well. Here’s one way to show support to DC’s most controversial bodychecker.
We’ve reached incredible heights since RMNB was first launched in 2009, but we’re most proud of the fact that we had success on our own terms. No matter your sexuality or gender, RMNB is a safe space for everyone who participates.
Until the end of February (that’s tomorrow, you calendar non-reader), you can purchase a RMNB pride shirt. We also included a Bi Pride and Transgender Pride colored versions.
Now that Thanksgiving’s over, it’s officially time to look forward to the holiday season. For those of you who are looking to give the gift of RMNB to the loved ones in your life, I have great news. We’re offering 20% off all orders in our merch shop from Black Friday through Cyber Monday. Just use the coupon code SALE2017.
We also have two ugly hockey-themed holiday sweaters available on Teespring through December 8 and a bunch of stickers in our Red Bubble sticker shop.
Below are four new designs that can be purchased in our merch store.
Friday afternoon during the first day of training camp, Alex Ovechkin gave us a slogan we can all get behind.
When asked about his thoughts on how the team would perform this season, Ovechkin responded, “we’re not gonna be suck this year.”
We turned it into a t-shirt.
But if you’re going for the team’s most ridiculous moment, look no further than the Caps’ team photo day, when Andre Burakovsky poofed his hair up like Justin Williams. The Step Brothers-esque tribute went viral in hockey circles. We even learned that Andre is nicknamed Dale.
To forever remember this glorious moment in team history, we made a new RMNB t-shirt.
Some of our designs will live on in our store forever. Others must travel into the woods, never to be seen again.
Wednesday night, the Pittsburgh Penguins and Philadelphia Flyers renewed their rivalry at Wells Fargo Center. The Flyers won 4-0, preserving the Caps two-point lead in the Metropolitan Division. Thanks, I guess.
During the game, there was only one thing I could think about…
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