TJ Oshie interrupted John Carlson’s post-game interview with this verrrrrryyyy important message
After falling into a 3-1 series hole against the Penguins, the Capitals have clawed back and forced a Game Seven. The person…
After falling into a 3-1 series hole against the Penguins, the Capitals have clawed back and forced a Game Seven. The person…
NBC analyst Pierre McGuire is a nice, gracious human. Let's get that out of the way first. But as a commentator of…
After every home contest at Verizon Center, the Washington Capitals announce their Three Stars of the Game. The Capitals players that are…
Saturday afternoon, we welcomed literally the nicest people on earth to our Capitals watch party at the Iron Horse. It was an…
Saturday, 400 raucous Caps fans packed the downstairs basement of the Iron Horse for RMNB Party 10. But little did we know…
Tom Wilson had one of those weird Tom Wilson nights where it's hard to really know what type of player he is…
In nobody-likes-Pierre McGuire-news, Pierre McGuire received the cold shoulder from Phil Kessel Wednesday night while the NBCSN reporter tried to ask a…
We finally found an instance where we don't want Pierre McGuire to shut up. On Monday, NBC's Dan Patrick called into his…
During Game Two of the Caps-Pens series, two bold fans brought a sign and held it behind the glass for Pierre McGuire.…
Photo: @CapsYapp Ahead of Game Two, one bold Caps fan brought a fluorescent pink sign to Verizon Center. Written haphazardly in marker…
Earlier on Monday, Barry Trotz, frustrated by the length of Brooks Orpik's three-game suspension, suggested the NHL favors the Pittsburgh Penguins. This…
Midway through the (unspeakably horrible) second period, Karl Alzner made a shift change. It wasn't an ordinary shift change. Alzner jumped Inside The Glass™…
NBCSN continues to employ Pierre McGuire for reasons I don't understand and Pierre McGuire continues to say things that are dumb. During…
Andre Burakovsky has a lot of nicknames. Some players, like new roommate Michael Latta, call him Burkie. Others, such as us, call…
Photo: Greg Fiume With Braden Holtby sick on Friday night, top prospect goaltender Philipp Grubauer made a spot start for the Capitals in…
I have great news to deliver to you guys. There will be two Pierre McGuire's in the house tonight. And really, can…
Earlier this evening, Nats Park opened its doors to NBC and NHL Network host Kathryn Tappen so she could do a preview…
After the Capitals' 4-2 loss to the Red Wings Wednesday, Pierre McGuire spoke to Detroit head coach Mike Babcock during NBCSN's post-game…
Tonight, the Washington Capitals are on national TV and you know what that means: everybody's favorite bald commentator is inside the glass!…
Nice beard. (Photo: @n_menz8) When Ellen DeGeneres took a bunch of selfies with stars during the Oscars, it seemed like an organic thing…
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