Alex Ovechkin signs painting of himself at Randy’s Prime Seafood & Steaks
We learned something Very Important Tuesday night. Alex Ovechkin will sign your large, four-foot-tall oil paintings of himself, but for a price.…
Thanks to PFT Commenter, the Washington Capitals are now 100% jinxed for the Stanley Cup playoffs
Stop me if you've heard this before, but the jinx is in for Washington Capitals. Tuesday morning, internet celebrity PFT Commenter got…
ESPN experts are all-in on the Caps over the Leafs, oh god
Our predictions, including those of Keith, a coin, will be out later this week. For now, please put your eyeballs on the…
Buncha people at ESPN picked the Caps as Stanley Cup favorites
Earlier today, a group of ESPN analysts predicted (with caveats!) that Philipp Grubauer would become a Vegas Golden Knight this summer. This afternoon ESPN kept…
EA Sports’ Playoff Simulation Predicts Caps Will Win Stanley Cup
Tuesday, EA Sports released their annual playoff simulation. And boy do I have some news: the video game engine predicted the Caps…
The Caps Presidents’ Trophy T-Shirts Are the Cause of All Human Suffering
Photo: Saam The Caps have won the Presidents' Trophy and they've got the merch to prove it. None of this should be…
This Potato Chip Suggests This Might Be the Year for the Washington Capitals
Look I'm not superstitious, but if I put my pants on right-to-left instead of left-to-right, I take them off, light them on…
Oddsmakers Now Pick the Washington Capitals to Win the Stanley Cup
Photo: Tom Szczerbowski In disturbing jinx news, the Washington Capitals are now Bovada's odds on favorite (13/2) to win the Stanley Cup.…
30 Days Out: Healthy Mike, Healthy Brooks, Healthy Nicky
The first puck of the 2013-14 season will drop in exactly 30 days, so we're going to spend the whole month reminding…
Alex Ovechkin’s Inevitable Gold Medal Will Not Contain the Chelyabinsk Meteorite
Photo via Gizmodo The NHL agreed last week to allow its players participate in the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. Up…
That Oil Painting Guy Auctions Paintings for Lokomotiv Charity
Alex Reut, the man behind the not-at-all-cursed Capitals/Stanley Cup painting, is here to do some good. Reut is auctioning off the work…
The Jinxiest Jinx Ever to Jinx: Aleksandr Reut’s “We are the Champions” Painting
Did you think this would be a slow news week? Maybe an injury update here or a scouting report there, but overall…
