EA Sports’ NHL 23 came out a couple weeks ago. I haven’t played it. I don’t like sports games. I like video games where it goes pew pew and middle schoolers in voice chat call me slurs.
NHL 23 has a soundtrack of a bunch of high-energy rock songs, and I like a good high-energy rock song. Maybe it’ll be Tony Hawk 2 good; maybe not. Here’s every song on the soundtrack, ranked.