Matt Cooke Injures Tyson Barrie With Knee-on-Knee Hit (GIF)
Screen by ChadGraff There was once a straight-faced Matt Cooke for Lady Byng campaign, but he's like the Lich from Adventure Time. You…
Screen by ChadGraff There was once a straight-faced Matt Cooke for Lady Byng campaign, but he's like the Lich from Adventure Time. You…
Photo credit: Kevin Hoffman The Washington Capitals scored on two consecutive shots in the first period of Saturday's game against the Minnesota…
This t-shirt can be bought here. (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Wednesday night was supposed to be the Pittsburgh Penguins' first visit to…
A time machine. Doug Johnson of Puck Buddys writes for Russian Machine. Tweet at them anon. We had too much to dream last…
Photos by Chris Gordon The Capitals' trade of right wing Eric Fehr -- who had a cap hit of $2.2 million --…
Update: Nick Kypreos of Rogers Sportsnet reports that Matt Cooke has been suspended by the NHL for the rest of regular season…
Karl Alzner congratulates Michal Neuvirth on his third shutout of the year and second straight blanking of the Penguins. (Photo credit: Gregory…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume In Sunday's matinee against their most hated rival, the Washington Capitals had their second straight dominant performance, beating…
Matt Cooke and Alex Ovechkin in happier times. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) Once again the Super Bowl Sunday rendezvous between the Washington…
We swear the puck went in. There was certainly a special buzz in the air today. With most schools shutdown and most…
It might have taken a long 34 days, but Matt Cooke has finally paid an exacting price for his gutless hit on…
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