Karl Alzner and John Carlson: The Disaster Duo
Photo credit: Rob Carr Nothing is going right for the Washington Capitals right now. But one of the biggest problems is clear:…
Photo credit: Rob Carr Nothing is going right for the Washington Capitals right now. But one of the biggest problems is clear:…
Miss the media? "Not really," says Ovechkin. (Photo credit: @SWhyno) This morning, a bunch of Washington Capitals players jumped back on the…
John Carlson's hair at the Redskins game. (Via @DCSportsBog) At 5:45 on Sunday morning, we learned that the NHL and NHLPA had…
On Saturday, several Washington Capitals players rented out Kettler Capitals IcePlex to scrimmage against local college kids. Two readers who attended, Lexi…
Photo credit: John Carlson Ticking off the last item on his summer to-do list, George McPhee has signed defenseman John Carlson to…
Photo via hockeyplayersaskids.tumblr.com When you were little, someone must have asked you what you wanted to be when you grew up. Some…
Photo credit: Elise Amendola The real question is, which is the real John Carlson? Was it the John Carlson who stumbled through…
We try to read lips, but it's not easy to know what our Capitals are saying. Not unless a HBO crew is…
There were a few common themes to the Capitals' last postseason interviews, before they went their separate ways for summer. The first…
In a few short hours, the Capitals will face the Rangers in New York City to battle over who will advance to…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott The Capitals had they backs against the wall Wednesday in Game 6, down 3-2 in the series after…
This guy. (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett) The Washington Capitals went back to the dimly lit den of sin called Madison Square Garden…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume The golden years of the Capitals' “Young Guns” -- Alex Ovechkin, Nicklas Backstrom, Mike Green, Alex Semin --…
Photo credit: Mitchell Layton The Washington Capitals returned home with hopes of gaining a series lead over the New York Rangers. Fans got…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett The New York Rangers got the breaks they needed to beat the Washington Capitals in Game One. It…
Crash the net! (Photo credit: Brian Babineau) The Washington Capitals and Boston Bruins had split wins in each other's cities. Saturday afternoon's…
Photo credit: Charles Krupa After Thursday's disappointing overtime loss to the Boston Bruins, Dale Hunter's Washington Capitals redoubled their efforts. The result:…
Photo credit: Brian Babineau Here we go. The big show. The postseason. First of many between the Boston Bruins and Washington Capitals--…
Photo credit: Jana Chytilova Way back on November 26, 2008, Karl Alzner made his NHL debut for the Washington Capitals against the…
John Carlson "Zaching." (Via Captain America's Twitter) This week, the Caps went 0-2-0 against the New York Rangers and the San Jose…
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