You Should Adopt John Carlson’s Dogs Amy and Jo
That sound is your heart melting. Earlier in the year, Washington Capitals defenseman John Carlson did an ad for Show Your Soft…
That sound is your heart melting. Earlier in the year, Washington Capitals defenseman John Carlson did an ad for Show Your Soft…
Photo: @Nationals On Sunday afternoon, Washington Capitals John Carlson and Steve Oleksy joined Tyson Strachan at Nationals Park to help promote Strachan…
[Editor's Note: Laurie C., a long-time RMNB reader, randomly ran into a Caps player today. I'll let her explain.] Today, my addiction…
Photo: Eric Hartline The other half of Carlzner. This is the one with all the offense. And the flow. Let's talk John…
Evgeny Kuznetsov takes off his pads after Sunday's game. (Photos by Chris Gordon) By tomorrow morning, big changes may have already struck…
Photo: Patrick Smith The Caps are bad at defense and give up a lot of odd-man breaks. Even when they win, Washington…
Engagement selfie! We have some sad news to deliver to the ladies of RMNB: according to reader @MariannaStaplet one more Washington Capital…
Early in the first period, as CSN+ came back from commercial, the end-zone camera zoomed in on Washington Capitals defenseman/dudebro John Carlson…
Eric Fehr: Whew. Midway through the second period of the Washington Capitals game against the Anaheim Ducks, Caps defenseman John Carlson had…
Yep. (Photos by Chris Gordon) Wednesday night, the Washington Capitals held their fourth annual Casino Night at the Pentagon City Sheraton. Fans…
Photo: @AdamVingan Last week I solicited Sochi predictions from the non-Olympians on the Washington Capitals. It was apparent that the Caps locker…
Photo: Jeff Vinnick/HHOF-IIHF Images Yesterday, after the United States beat Team Russia in the shootout 3-2, there was a handshake line --…
Photo: Streeter Lecka Washington Capitals defenseman John Carlson scored the United States' first goal of the Olympic tournament Thursday. Team USA head coach…
Photo: Jayne Kamin Alex Ovechkin and Team Russia played John Carlson and Team USA Saturday morning. The game was an instant classic,…
Photo: Streeter Lecka All week, we've been documenting the patriotic gear the Caps have been wearing in the Sochi Olympics. Alex Ovechkin…
Photo: Martin Rose The United States of America opened Olympic tournament play against Slovakia on Thursday morning. It was a beatdown of…
Photo: Jayne Kamin If there's one thing about the Olympics (other than massive rights fees), it's all the custom swag participants get.…
Ovi poses with Maria, Artem, and Uncle Pavel. (Photo: @Ovi8) All five Washington Capital Olympians packed their bags and left for the…
Photo: @AdamVingan It's break-up time for the Washington Capitals: some players are going on vacation, some players are driving back to AHL…
Photo: Patrick Smith On Thursday night, the Capitals registered an important pair of points against the streaking Winnipeg Jets. The game wasn’t…
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