Dustin Penner says he broke his neck in two places while playing for the Capitals
Trade deadline acquisitions don't always work out. Capitals forward Dustin Penner was one recent example. But now we may know more of…
Untz Untz Untz: Dustin Penner’s Second Career as DJ Pendemic
The career of former Capital Dustin Penner seemingly ended in 2014. In 18 games for the Washington Capitals that spring, Penner scored just 1…
Dustin Penner: 2013-14 Season Review
Photo: Jared Wickerham Dustin Penner was acquired at the trade deadline to improve the Caps' flagging top six. Instead, he played garbage minutes…
The Key Quotes and Fashion of Caps Breakdown Day 2014
Photo: Chris Gordon On Monday, the Washington Capitals held Breakdown Day at Kettler Capitals Iceplex. For two hours, Caps players filed out…
Brooks Laich in Five Things Every Man Should Know How to Do (GIFs)
This could not come at a better time. Once and future Caps forward Brooks Laich starred in a segment with Cabbie Richards of…
The Nail: Devils Beat Caps 2-1
Photo: Bruce Bennett Tuesday's Caps game was ugly. The days that followed didn't get much better. Adam Oates kinda sorta maybe called…
Adam Oates Will Experiment With Lines in California: Beagle on Top, Penner on Bottom
Any excuse to post a photo of Perreault (Photo courtesy of the Caps) This California road trip comprises the most important week…
Dustin Penner’s No-Look Pass to Joel Ward (GIF)
In his seventh game as a Washington Capital, Dustin Penner finally earned his first point. Penner sent a dandy of a pass…
George McPhee Wears Turtleneck, Explains Trades for Jaroslav Halak and Dustin Penner
Coming into the 2014 NHL trade deadline, some fans feared Caps general manager George McPhee would make a drastic move in the…
New RMNB T-Shirt: Uncle Penner’s Pancakes
For moar goals just add water & crash the net. We're so happy to welcome Dustin Penner to the Capitals. At 6-foot-4 and…
Dustin Penner Petitions Barack Obama to Crash on a White House Couch
For those of you wondering what to make of Dustin Penner, these next few weeks should be interesting. In addition to crashing…
Dustin Penner Calls in From LAX, Hopes to Win a Stanley Cup with Caps
Photo: Jeff Gross The Caps are buyers. Earlier today, Washington acquired Dustin Penner from the Anaheim Ducks in exchange for a fourth…
Capitals Acquire Dustin Penner from Anaheim Ducks for Fourth Round Pick
TSN's Bob McKenzie reports that the Capitals have acquired left-shooting Dustin Penner from the Anaheim Ducks in exchange for a 4th round pick.…
RMNB’s Guide To Free Agency
Photo illustration by Ian Oland. Guess what tomorrow is? That's right! Canada Day! It also happens to be NHL Free Agency, the…
