Brad Marchand won’t stop licking people 👅
Brad Marchand is at it again. In the second period of Friday's Game Four between the Lightning and the Bruins, Marchand used…
Brad Marchand is at it again. In the second period of Friday's Game Four between the Lightning and the Bruins, Marchand used…
On Monday, former Capital Marcus Johansson returned to Devils practice for the first time since being elbowed in the head by Brad…
Monday morning, former Capital Marcus Johansson returned to Devils practice for the first time since January 23 - a span of two…
After a cursory look, Marcus Johansson appears to be having a great first season with New Jersey. The former Capital is averaging…
Noted pest Brad Marchand was his normal, annoying self Saturday against the Toronto Maple Leafs. He even re-debuted a tool from his…
The Metropolitan Division defeated the Atlantic Division all-stars 10-6 in the second match of the All-Star Game. Braden Holtby relieved Sergei Bobrovski…
Brad Marchand is one of the most insufferable players in the National Hockey League. So when the Little Ball Of Hate crashed…
Milan Lucic has a history of running goaltenders. Tonight he tried to do it to Braden Holtby. Instead he got butt-checked.
Brad Marchand is called a pest. That's the polite way of saying he's a miserable player of middling ability who's mostly known…
The play happens at the 38-second mark. During Friday's series-sweeping Boston win over the Pittsburgh Penguins, Brad Marchand did his thing. But I'm…
Brad Marchand is a great hockey player. He has a big heart too. His gutless diving, however, has to stop. In the third period of…
Har har. Bruins fan taunts Ribs. (Photo credit: Emily C.) The Washington Capitals and Boston Bruins have developed an intense rivalry since…
Photo credit: Brian Babineau The Boston Bruins are the best team in the East. I think they're the East's best chance at…
There are some facts in the world that are undeniable: the earth is round, the sky is blue, and Brad Marchand is…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott With 42 seconds left in the second period, the Capitals tied Game Six up with a bizarre play…
Though we often take shots at NBC coverage of Caps games, it's playful ribbing of a shared suffering that all hockey fans…
This is what Swedish revenge looks like. (Photo credit: Mark Baer, US Presswire) The playoff series gives Caps fans a chance to…
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