If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Photo via @Ovi8 Alex Ovechkin is already among the gr8est hockey-slash-rappers of all-time, but if he can team up with six-time Grammy…
GIF created by flawlessrussians. Last summer, it was Fatgate. Slouchgate. Whatever. Rumors swirled that Alex Ovechkin had packed on a few pounds.…
This t-shirt can be bought here. (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Wednesday night was supposed to be the Pittsburgh Penguins' first visit to…
"No hand shakes. My germs would kill normal man." (Photo credit: dynamo.ru) Alex Ovechkin sat out Dynamo Moscow's home game on Monday…
After Alex Ovechkin warmed up before his game against Alex Semin and Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod on Wednesday, arena worker Natalya Pakhomova brought over…
hahahahaha)))make party in moscow!!!! (Photo credit: kelo.ru) Last season, The Washington Post published a 4,000 word feature titled, "What's Wrong With Alex…
"Hey! They spelled my name wrong! What gives!" (Photo credit: hctorpedo.ru) When Nicklas Backstrom made his debut for Dynamo Moscow Monday, he…
Photo credit: Pavel Lysenkov For more than half of my life, October has signaled the beginning of two things: the NHL regular…
Photo credit: dynamo.ru On Monday Nicklas Backstrom, sporting his new #99 jersey, made his debut for Dynamo Moscow and returned to a…
"Only my buddy Nicky can wear #99!" (Photo credit: khl.ru) While Alex Ovechkin is one of the game's most feared scorers, he's…
During Alex Ovechkin's storied NHL career, he's broken sticks, goal cameras, and faces. He's also broken the glass with a hit more…
Photo credit: atlant-mo.ru Let's start with a disclosure: we aren't actively covering the lockout. Financial negotiations (and their public face) are all…
With his newly signed BFF Nicklas Backstrom in attendance, Alex Ovechkin continued his point-per-game pace in the KHL, scoring his fifth goal…
best))))) (Photo credit: dynamo.ru) With the the National Hockey League and the Players Association making no further movement towards ending the lockout,…
This is really happening, you guys. Nicklas Backstrom and Alex Ovechkin are now reunited. Backstrom was spotted by Sovetsky sport's Pavel Lysenkov…
Alex Ovechkin's older brother Sergei first introduced him to hockey as a kid. When Alex was 10 years old, Sergei died in…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett Swedish site Sveriges Television is reporting that Nick Backstrom has signed with Alex Ovechkin's KHL team, Dynamo Moscow, for…
Photo credit: dynamo.ru It appears as if Dynamo Moscow is unbeatable with Alex Ovechkin in their line-up. The defending champions won their…
That guy in the middle of the scrum with his back to the net is Ovechkin scoring. Over the last few games,…
"Watching Ovie in Prague!" (Photo credit: @mneuvirth30) Dynamo Moscow traveled to Prague Tuesday to take on HC Lev Praha and if Alex…
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