If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Photo credit: dynamo.ru It appears as if Dynamo Moscow is unbeatable with Alex Ovechkin in their line-up. The defending champions won their…
That guy in the middle of the scrum with his back to the net is Ovechkin scoring. Over the last few games,…
"Watching Ovie in Prague!" (Photo credit: @mneuvirth30) Dynamo Moscow traveled to Prague Tuesday to take on HC Lev Praha and if Alex…
"I bowl strike!!" (GIF created by welshhockeyfan) Coming into Sunday's away game with Slovan Bratislava, Alex Ovechkin had six points in six…
We all remember last summer's extinction-level crisis known as Fat-Gate, but if we think back hard enough, there were some good moments too.…
Photo credit: dynamo.ru Before Dynamo's game against Ak Bars Wednesday, there was a pre-game ceremony to honor Caps captain Alex Ovechkin. The…
Note the extras from GoldenEye at top right. (Photo credit: dynamo.ru) Monday was supposed to mark Alex Ovechkin's first meeting with 2012…
"I must break head you." Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin didn't score in Dynamo Moscow's 4-3 shootout win over Salavat Yulaev on Saturday, but…
Photo credit: khl.ru Coming into Wednesday's game against Ak Bars Kazan, Caps captain Alex Ovechkin had already made an impact on Dynamo Moscow's…
Photo credit: I. Ignatovich On Thursday, when Alex Ovechkin made his debut for Dynamo Moscow, the stands at Small Sports Arena in…
hahahahah goal)))) (Photo credit: dynamo.ru) Despite recording a point in his first-ever KHL game, Alex Ovechkin missed on numerous opportunities to score…
"I deed it!! I finally score!!" (Photo credit: Dynamo Moscow) Thursday night at Small Sports Arena in Luzhniki, Moscow, Alex Ovechkin returned…
Alex Ovechkin and copious triforces. (Photo credit: Sport-Express) Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has reportedly agreed to a contract with his hometown…
Around 1 am Moscow time, Alex Ovechkin tweeted out a photo of his birthday cake (lit apparently using the same technology used…
We asked you, deranged and lovely readers of RMNB, to congratulate our hero Alex Ovechkin on his 27th year of life. You…
Ovi after he got pie'd in the face last year on his birthday. (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) Fellow RMNB'ers, mark your calendars!…
"I must shave you." (Photo credit: Stephen Whyno of The Washington Times) On Tuesday, Alex Ovechkin and his sweet new buzz cut…
Via his Twitter.
On Monday, we detailed how Dynamo Moscow, Alex Ovechkin's former Russian Super League team, was not terribly interested in bringing back one…
Alex Ovechkin skating with Dynamo in 2010. (Photo credit: Sport-Express) Over the weekend, it was widely reported that Alex Ovechkin's former Russian…
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