Glory Days Grill Is Definitely Going Out of Business
In olden times, victorious warriors would gather in the great mead halls to celebrate battles well fought. They would drink ale, swap…
Dmitri Orlov Scores “Funny” Goal, Laughs At Goalie
[Ed. Note: Capitals fans, humor us. With this post, we're just going to come out and say it: We here at RMNB…
Semyon Varlamov’s Father Alexander Speaks About His Son, The Upcoming Olympics, & Having 2 Samara Natives On Olympic Team
[Ed Note: Below is a translated interview between Andrei Babeshkin and Semyon Varlamov’s Father Alexander that was published earlier this morning (go…
Wings for Stevie K! Caps beat Ducks 5-1
I'll admit it-- wearing my undefeated Mean, Mean Russian Machine t-shirt tonight, I was a little worried about tonight's game. It's not…
Photo Dump Fail: Caps vs Ducks
Friend-of-the-blog Stevie K. is rinkside tonight at the Verizon Center. As you can see below, his seats are wicked close. He's going…
Russian Machine Sometimes Breaks: Surfing the Zenith
The period after Christmas and before the break is typically when teams struggle the most. It's odd then that Washington Capitals have…
Wednesday Webhits: The Frost King’s Links Of The Week
This week we've got a study on the age at which hockey players are at their peak (an important consideration when looking…
Caps Beat Isles 7-2
[Our apologies. The Russian Machine cannot deliver its usual, happy-go-lucky game recap tonight. A dear friend of the staff, Sgt. David Smith,…
Emily Karol Shares Her Caps Care Casino Experience
[Ed. Note: Since the RMNB group members are stationed everywhere in this area except for DC and Northern Virginia, we again had…
BREAKING NEWS: Caps Superfan Horn Guy Follows Us On Twitter, RMNB Finally Granted Legitimacy
To our surprise, the Russian Machine awoke this morning (okay, 1PM) to quite possibly the greatest email he will ever receive since…
Semin Nets 4 Points As Caps Beat Coyotes 4-2, Win 6th Straight
It's been a wild week for the Washington Capitals. They've downed the Flyers, Wings, and those damned Penguins all within a a few…
Caps in Russia: Updates on Kozlov, Fedorov, Zednik, Jagr & More
We finally have another update from Fedor Fedin. It's been awhile, but it's for good reason. Since the KHL is about to wrap…
Remainders: 01/22/10
Lots of stories about a game don't develop until the next day. My job now is to scoop up that delicious hockey…
Sweet Revenge! Caps Beat Pens 6-3
"Can't lose." - Me, 22 hours ago. It's hard not to sound like an amateur here. There are expectations when committing a…
The Russian Machine Happily Presents Anti-Pens Artwork
Look. We're not going to sugarcoat it, we freakin' hate the Penguins. A vengeful, angry hate. As a small lad, I vividly…
Game Diary: Caps-Pens Game 7, A Somber Remembrance
Springtime was magical. Puck fans watched with rapt attention as the Capitals overcame a 3-game deficit to beat the Rangers, and we felt…
Wednesday Webhits: The Frost King’s Links Of The Week
This week we've got a the guys who take the most punishment on the ice (hits), a better save percentage using an…
Caps Beat Wings 3-2 Thanks to Theo!
EVEN LATER UPDATE: Lisa Hillary comments have been clarified. Varly's involvement in the Olympics is "doubtful". This is definitely a more pessimistic…
T-Shirt Tuesday Part III: Be A Part Of The “inSEMINation”
Our last t-shirt of this crazy four t-shirt day (see our 3 new Bruce Boudreau T-Shirts below) is a doozy. And by…
T-Shirt Tuesday Part II: The Gabby Series
If you're Bruce Boudreau, you're livin' large. You've got a Book Deal, a budding acting career, a Bobblehead, a Jack Adams Trophy,…
