11! Caps Beat Bruins 4-1 To Break Consecutive Wins Record!
First, a little mood music: Now, where were we? Ah yes. The Washington Capitals have just broken the consecutive win record set…
Craig Laughlin Thinks Caps Are #1
Special thanks to Dana Walker for capturing this still from the Caps/Bruins telecast for us all to enjoy.
Don’t Hedge Your Bets: Our Guide to Caps-Bruins
There's a lot riding on tonight's appointment with the Bruins, and it all merits serious discussion. Unfortunately, the Russian Machine is staffed…
Caps 10 Wins Not Enough To Impress ESPN, Whoever Writes For Their Hockey Section
If you ever needed another reason to hate ESPN (beyond Barry Melrose's Hair, Holding Gary Thorne hostage, or introducing us to Steven…
February 18, 1984: The Horror
The last time the Washington Capitals won 10 games in a row was nearly 26 years ago: February 18, 1984. In order…
Ten! Caps Clinch Bolts 3-2. Ovechkin Snags the Game-winner.
January has been a spectacular month for the Washington Capitals. With newly crowned Captain Alexander Ovechkin at the helm, the team has…
Was Mike Green’s Suspension Too Harsh? Vote Below.
Since everyone is discussing on Twitter, please let us know what you think of the Mike Green suspension. What would you have…
Mike Green Suspended For Three Games, Probably Going to Play Some Mass Effect 2
For raising an elbow on Michael Frolik during last night's game against the Panthers, Mike Green will be suspended for three games…
Ninepeat! Caps Beat Panthers 4-1. Mike Green Okay After Knee-To-Knee Hit.
It would be one thing if the Caps squeaked another narrow win to keep their 9-game streak alive. It's another thing entirely…
Glory Days Grill Is Definitely Going Out of Business
In olden times, victorious warriors would gather in the great mead halls to celebrate battles well fought. They would drink ale, swap…
Dmitri Orlov Scores “Funny” Goal, Laughs At Goalie
[Ed. Note: Capitals fans, humor us. With this post, we're just going to come out and say it: We here at RMNB…
Semyon Varlamov’s Father Alexander Speaks About His Son, The Upcoming Olympics, & Having 2 Samara Natives On Olympic Team
[Ed Note: Below is a translated interview between Andrei Babeshkin and Semyon Varlamov’s Father Alexander that was published earlier this morning (go…
Wings for Stevie K! Caps beat Ducks 5-1
I'll admit it-- wearing my undefeated Mean, Mean Russian Machine t-shirt tonight, I was a little worried about tonight's game. It's not…
Photo Dump Fail: Caps vs Ducks
Friend-of-the-blog Stevie K. is rinkside tonight at the Verizon Center. As you can see below, his seats are wicked close. He's going…
Russian Machine Sometimes Breaks: Surfing the Zenith
The period after Christmas and before the break is typically when teams struggle the most. It's odd then that Washington Capitals have…
Wednesday Webhits: The Frost King’s Links Of The Week
This week we've got a study on the age at which hockey players are at their peak (an important consideration when looking…
Caps Beat Isles 7-2
[Our apologies. The Russian Machine cannot deliver its usual, happy-go-lucky game recap tonight. A dear friend of the staff, Sgt. David Smith,…
Emily Karol Shares Her Caps Care Casino Experience
[Ed. Note: Since the RMNB group members are stationed everywhere in this area except for DC and Northern Virginia, we again had…
BREAKING NEWS: Caps Superfan Horn Guy Follows Us On Twitter, RMNB Finally Granted Legitimacy
To our surprise, the Russian Machine awoke this morning (okay, 1PM) to quite possibly the greatest email he will ever receive since…
Semin Nets 4 Points As Caps Beat Coyotes 4-2, Win 6th Straight
It's been a wild week for the Washington Capitals. They've downed the Flyers, Wings, and those damned Penguins all within a a few…
