Dmitri Orlov: I Always Like To Go On Attack
Much like in the NHL, the KHL has farm teams. And since Metallurg Novokuznetsk failed to make the KHL Playoffs, the team…
It’s The Penalty Kill, Stupid
[Ed Note: With Peter galavanting in the middle of California for a wedding and Ian scrambling to keep up with all of…
The White House Responds To Barack The Red
Seriously. Read Here. (via the DC Sports Bog) More to come later. Holy crap!@!1!!@!@!#@@#
Nathan Burchfiel Presents The Barackstronaut
We've already gotten a few outstanding entries for our Barack The Red call for Artwork. But the first entry I thought was…
Will President Obama Attend a Caps Game & Barack The Red?
We keep hearing that the Capitals are the talk of D.C. sports. Going to a game is now the hip thing to…
Caps Beat Canes 4-3 (OT)! Two for Mike Green!
For the second time in consecutive nights, the Caps allowed a 2-0 game go to overtime. Tonight's battle with the Hurricanes found…
Stars Beat Caps 4-3 in SO. Hockey is Stupid.
[Ed. note- Our apologies. Peter takes losses hard and then gets grumpy.] Inconsolable. Bah grumble grumble gah shucks snizzelfritz. Humbug dang meh…
Versus Doesn’t Think Alex Ovechkin Is Captain.
Um, no. Thanks @ngreenberg!
Is Alex Ovechkin The Russian Destroyer?
After seeing this video today by Loffen, we think yes. This incredibly awesome clip includes almost every hit Alex Ovechkin has given…
Caps Shut Out Rangers 2-0! But Where’s Ovie?
Sorry for the delays, everyone. Busy night. The Capitals are now 40% through their longest home stint of the season, and it's…
Jose Theodore: #1 With A Bullet
I touched briefly on why I thought the Caps goaltending could get them through a Cup run, and with Jose Theodore’s third…
Theodore and Caps Shut Out Rangers 2-0.
Because we're all getting laid tonight, our gamer is gonna be up very late. So while we're gone, let us know what…
Alex Ovechkin On The Olympics: I Still Have Pains
Fedor Fedin has finally returned, from his own self-imposed "Olympic Break," and checks in with a new translation. This interview was conducted…
Puck Drops 3/6: RMNB Gets You Ready For Caps vs. Rangers
The Capitals, who are 24-3-3 at home this year, currently have a club-record 12 straight wins and look for (unlucky?) number 13…
Do The Caps Have The Goaltending To Win The Cup?
The Washington Capitals added depth on NHL Deadline Day, acquiring forwards Scott Walker and Eric Belanger, and blueliners Joe Corvo and Milan…
Walker Scores Two! Caps Beat Lightning 5-4!
In their first game with the Capitals, Scott Walker, Joe Corvo, and Eric Belanger got a close-up look at what we've been…
D.C. to NHL: We Want the Winter Classic
"On Tuesday, Ward 4 Councilwoman Muriel Bowser introduced a resolution saying the District wants the NHL to choose D.C. and the Caps…
Aaaaaaand We’re Back! Caps Beat Sabres 3-1.
Everything is right in the world. Let's put behind us the Olympic tournament, the three-game slide, and the trade chaos. For the…
Team Chemistry Not Traded: Capitals Acquire Eric Belanger, Joe Corvo, Milan Jurcina & Scott Walker
[Editor's note: Russian Machine Never Breaks is proud to announce the addition of Neil Greenberg to the fold. You might remember Neil…
