USA Network Pilot Season Will Include NHL-based Hourlong
Nikki Finke of Deadline Hollywood provides this summary: STICK Chris "Stick" Blake is a player in the NHL prominently featured in the…
BREAKING: The Capitals Will Take the Presidents’ Trophy
For the first time in their franchise history, the Washington Capitals have earned the most points among all NHL teams in the…
Who’s the best #8 seed for the Caps?
I posted on Twitter (in haste) that I would like to see the Boston Bruins in the first round of the playoffs…
Will The Caps Draft Another Russian In The First Round?
Since taking Alex Ovechkin with the First Overall Pick in the 2004 Draft, the Washington Capitals have selected 5 Russians in the…
Caps Beat Blue Jackets 3-2. Set Franchise Record for Wins.
We've dwindled down to the final five games of the season, but despite the doldrums, the Capitals showed up to play tonight.…
Pretty Much the Best Caps Art Ever
The outpouring of creative energy from Capitals fans continues in a very special way. To brighten up this already-sunny Friday afternoon, RMNB…
Caps Get Elusive Win #50. Beat Thrashers 2-1.
After spending the last few days discussing if the Capitals are coasting to the playoffs or not, one thing was certain: Washington…
Brooks Laich May Be “Pissed Off,” But the Capitals Are Coasting
Brooks Laich is right to be angry. His team has lost four of its last six games when it should be building…
The Curse! Sens Beat Caps 5-4 (OT)
Tonight the Capitals played one of their worst games all year. Miserable on offense and defense alike; at least they're consistent. We…
An Albatross Around the Capitals’ Neck
What have we done to earn the ire of the hockey fates? Here's a sobering thought: I've never seen the Caps win…
Braden Holtby, Superstitions & the Introduction of “Holtbyisms”
Two Sundays ago, I went to the Hershey Bears/Adirondack Phantoms game where the Bears' AHL Record Home winning streak ended at 24.…
Hershey Bears 
Will Ovechkin Reach the “Rocket” Richard Trophy?
Before his suspension, injury, and second suspension, Alex Ovechkin was easily on the way to getting the Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy for…
Moscow Subway Struck by Suicide Bombers
We woke up this morning to news of suicide bombing on the Moscow metro. During rush hour today, the Lubyanka and Park…
Taylor P’s Washington Capitals Colored Pencil Masterpieces
We here at RMNB are creative. Peter Hassett is an incredibly gifted musician (here's one of my favorite songs), Fedor stays up…
First period choke. Flames beat Caps 5-3.
In my foosball house rules, this goal doesn't count. (AP Photo/Nick Wass) Two things tend to bug the Caps: early games and…
Muscle Milk’s Mike Green Autograph Signing in Columbia, MD
The last thing I heard as I was leaving my girlfriend's apartment today was: "You owe me big time, tomorrow." Why? Because…
Captain America Scores! Canes Beat Caps 3-2 (SO).
Sorry, we thought the photo should be extra big tonight. The Washington Capitals took too long to suit up for tonight's appointment…
Washington Post White House Correspondent Scott Wilson to RMNB: “The Capitals’ Success Will Determine” If The President Attends a Game Or Not.
Two weeks have passed since Russian Machine Never Breaks implored President Obama to attend a Caps game and Barack The Red. To…
I Love This Team! Caps Beat Pens 4-3 (SO).
Wow. Before we begin, I need a cup of apple juice and a good cry. Okay. Better now. The debate prefacing tonight's…
Russian Machine Sometimes Breaks: Laich Will Miss a Few Games
In just a few hours, the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins will face off for the second-t0-last time ever before the playoffs…
