That Just Happened: Canucks beat Caps 4-2
Sorry. Had to cheer myself up somehow. (Photo credit: Macaulay Culkin) Did you think Wednesday's shutout loss to the Lightning was the…
Sorry. Had to cheer myself up somehow. (Photo credit: Macaulay Culkin) Did you think Wednesday's shutout loss to the Lightning was the…
Photo credit: Mitchell Layton Okay, so it is another goalie post. Still here? Cool, cause nothing gets the Twitterverse popping like a…
Just lie down, Schultzy. It'll all be over soon. (Photo credit: Scott Audette) In Paddy Chayesfsky's Network, seasoned newsman Howard Beale has…
Editor's note: Nour H. is a reader with a talent for sweets. It's good that she chose to user her powers for…
The Swedish War Machine. (Photo credit: Joel Auerbach) The Washington Capitals better get used to playing on the road. With 22 of…
Editor's note: One year ago, Emily Karol gave a newborn RMNB a kick in the pants with her report on the first…
Caps prospects Dmitri Orlov (center, holding the trophy's handle) and Evgeny Kuznetsov (bottom right, biting his medal enthusiastically) pose with Team Russia…
Shave: check. Haircut: check. GWG: double check. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) Last time the Washington Capitals and Florida Panthers met, we were…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume Stop me if you heard this one before: Boudreau is making line changes. Not exactly Yoko and the…
Not five minutes ago, over in the Machinist, Peter was griping about CSN not posting their video of Alan May at Friday's…
We've passed by the holidays, but the Winter Classic is still in our rear mirrors. Peter, for example, has yet to find…
There are a lot of excuses reasons why Alex Ovechkin isn't performing like we know the Great 8 can, but the one…
Bleep dat bleep up
Matt Hendricks beats up Steve Downie blindfolded. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) The Washington Capitals hoped the Winter Classic buzz wouldn't interfere with…
Come on, Steve Levy. Ovi's no Russian Spy! Thanks to Kathryn H. for sharing!
Back in October, when Alex Ovechkin used to score goals, I ran a simulation estimating his chances at getting 50 in 50.…
Editor's note: Reader Jerry Moxley is just your average, amateur hockey player, but he has got one of the greatest "meet your…
After a miserable eight-game losing streak, the Caps are finally starting to see some puck bounces go their way and are 5-0-1…
Photo credit: Gregory Shamus After a year of build-up and three glorious episodes of HBO's 24/7, the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins…
Ovi and Semin play soccer pre-game.
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