Alex Ovechkin’s Hat Trick Leads Caps Over Leafs, 4-1
GROUP HUG! (Photo credit: Abelimages) The last time the Capitals played on Hockey Night in Canada, they destroyed the Calgary Flames 7-2…
Introducing: Feed The Machine
One of the things we love about Russian Machine is how engaged and creative our audience (that's you!) is. All that artwork…
The Machinist: January 21, 2011
This week we created the Russian Machine tumblr site. We promise never to post anything not completely pointless there. Hop on over, giggle…
Caps beat Isles 2-1, but the Cake is a Lie
The top line converts, but Ovechkin is pretty mellow. (Photo credit: Lou Capozzola) I know a special place. A magical place. A…
Last Goalie Post. Promise.
It's important when using statistics to make arguments or try to sway public opinion that you are not above learning something new.…
How Not to Win at Hockey: Flyers beat Caps 3-2 (OT)
King vs. Shelley: a portrait of pointlessness. (Photo credit: Len Redkoles) The Washington Capitals quenched their wanderlust, beginning their 15-game voyage (only…
The RMNB Alternative to NHL Guardian ‘The Capital’
The NHL has been trickling out superheroes to promote the All-Star Game. The Guardian Project challenges comics legend Stan Lee (and possibly…
Don’t Mess with Karl: Caps beat Sens 3-1
Jason Chimera's bank shot off Bryan Elliott merits celebration. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume) The Washington Capitals came back to earn a crucial…
Wisdom Beyond Their Years
I believe the children are our future, so when I was at Kettler for Saturday's practice I asked some of them, "What's…
John Carlson’s 21st Birthday Party at RFD
Defenseman John Carlson turned 21 earlier this week. To celebrate, he and a few hundred of his friends gathered at RFD following…
The Machinist: January 14, 2010
Tough week. Most Read Posts This Week A Special Birthday Cake For John Carlson’s 21st After Nour's success with the cake, expect…
That Just Happened: Canucks beat Caps 4-2
Sorry. Had to cheer myself up somehow. (Photo credit: Macaulay Culkin) Did you think Wednesday's shutout loss to the Lightning was the…
Not Another Goalie Post
Photo credit: Mitchell Layton Okay, so it is another goalie post. Still here? Cool, cause nothing gets the Twitterverse popping like a…
FOR FRAK SAKE: Bolts beat Caps 3-0
Just lie down, Schultzy. It'll all be over soon. (Photo credit: Scott Audette) In Paddy Chayesfsky's Network, seasoned newsman Howard Beale has…
A Special Birthday Cake For John Carlson’s 21st
Editor's note: Nour H. is a reader with a talent for sweets. It's good that she chose to user her powers for…
Penalty Parade: Panthers beat Caps 4-3 (OT)
The Swedish War Machine. (Photo credit: Joel Auerbach) The Washington Capitals better get used to playing on the road. With 22 of…
Caps Care Casino Night, Year Two
Editor's note: One year ago, Emily Karol gave a newborn RMNB a kick in the pants with her report on the first…
Evgeny Kuznetsov: “Next Up is the Stanley Cup”
Caps prospects Dmitri Orlov (center, holding the trophy's handle) and Evgeny Kuznetsov (bottom right, biting his medal enthusiastically) pose with Team Russia…
Happy Birthday, Ted! Caps beat Panthers 3-2
Shave: check. Haircut: check. GWG: double check. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) Last time the Washington Capitals and Florida Panthers met, we were…
Breaking Up The Band
Photo credit: Greg Fiume Stop me if you heard this one before: Boudreau is making line changes. Not exactly Yoko and the…
