Dmitry Orlov and Stanislav Galiev Try Trick Shots After Practice
Following today's development camp activities, Dmitry Orlov (now and forever spelled with a y) and Stan Galiev spent a few minutes goofing around on the…
Following today's development camp activities, Dmitry Orlov (now and forever spelled with a y) and Stan Galiev spent a few minutes goofing around on the…
Oh snap. Come party with us on Saturday afternoon at The Front Page in Arlington! Huh? Dude, read above. It's a party…
Fehr scored two goals in the Winter Classic and was named the #2 star of the game. (Photo credit: Jamie Sabau) Just…
Photo credit: John McDonnell Five years ago to the day, Jeff Halpern signed the first big-time contract of his career, a four-year,…
Capitals offensive stud Jeff Schultz may be, you know, Canadian but that didn't stop him from participating in a "dramatic reading" of…
UPDATE: The house is now off the market and under new ownership, so we've removed the photos and struck out the now-inaccurate…
At 35, Tomas Vokoun knows he doesn't have much time left be on a winning team with a chance at the Stanley…
Photo credit: Richard Wolowicz After absorbing an eight-game losing streak in December and seeing their offense repeatedly not click, Bruce Boudreau and…
Photo credit: John Russell On Friday, the first day of free agency, the Capitals surprised many as busiest team in the NHL.…
Here's where all the action happens. Lots of things cooking today. Japers' has a great primer on who in the Caps system…
As reported by the Russian website Sports.ru, goalie Semyon Varlamov has signed with SKA St. Petersburg of the KHL. Previous reports out…
By all indications, Matt Bradley will not be back with the Capitals next season. According to Larry Kelly, Bradley's agent, the 33…
I'm a 26-year old male without a mortgage, so my only life goal right now is to save cash like a squirrel…
The site's called Russian Machine Never Breaks, so we've got a vested interest in the unibrowed wonder called Semyon Varlamov. Reports everywhere…
It looks like six more years of high-fives and tire changes are on tap. (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) As all of you…
In this 2009 photo, Ovi and the rest of the Russian national team pose with Putin. By all accounts, Alex Ovechkin is…
Apparently the Capitals have traded for the hockey-equivalent of Keanu Reeves. The Caps didn't call any names on day one of the…
Sure his nickname is the Undertaker, but even for himself, Capitals General Manager George McPhee has been particularly dour regarding this year's…
Hot off the presses, people! Follow us past the jump to feast your eyes on all 82 games along with our knee-jerk…
Photo credit: Ethan Miller Wednesday was a night of hardware in the NHL as the league's annual awards show took place in…
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