(Photo credit: Andre Ringuette) True story. Guy walks into a bar. He immediately pulls down his pants, starts cursing a blue streak, and vomits…
Doesn't this picture just make you sick? (Photo credit: Jonathan Newton) A long, long time ago, in a frightening world before iPads…
First rule of hockey writing: if there's a photo of a guy hit in the junk, USE IT. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume)…
Traktor Chelyabinsk’s four-game road trip came to an end today. Over seven days the team traveled from Chelyabinsk to Kazan (two time…
Photo credit: Scott Audette The Florida Panthers spent their Monday night trouncing the Tampa Bay Lightning 7-4. The Cats used five powerplay…
Mojo scores on the wraparound! (Photo credit: Ann Heisenfelt) The Washington Capitals hosted the Ottawa Senators in Chinatown for a game that--…
Doug Johnson of PuckBuddys writes for Russian Machine. Tweet tweet. Anyone who's had the misfortune to spend time in Ottawa has had…
Photo credit: Gene J. Puskar Thursday's game between the Penguins and Capitals was an exciting affair, but it was the third period…
Dennis Wideman celebrates his OTGWG. (Photo credit: Gregory Shamus) For the third time in three games, the Washington Capitals required extra time…
Alex Reut, the man behind the not-at-all-cursed Capitals/Stanley Cup painting, is here to do some good. Reut is auctioning off the work…
A time machine. Doug Johnson of Puck Buddys writes for Russian Machine. Tweet at them anon. We had too much to dream last…
Sasha scores on Dwayne Roloson to end the shootout. (Photo credit: @jlrpuck) Two nights after scoring the Capitals' first goal of the…
#Chimdog. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) Something just doesn't seem right when you see Jason Chimera among the league leaders in goals scored.…
Craig Brownstein of Puck Buddys writes for Russian Machine. You will follow @PuckBuddys, and you will like it. The NBA lockout continues. Getting a…
Vokoun shuts the door in the shootout. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) This certainly wasn't what Tomas Vokoun had in mind for his first…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume You could liken Tomas Vokoun's debut for the Washignton Capitals to being fed to wolves. A team that…
On Sunday, Evgeny Kuznetsov's Traktor Chelyabinsk played Neftekhimik Nizhnekamsk (say that three times fast) at home. Kuzya continued his fantastic start to…
Photo credit: Mitchell Layton It was hard not to notice Alex Semin on Opening Night. Not only did he score the Capitals…
Guy Boucher plots to kill 007 (Photo credit: Scott Cunningham/Getty Image) Craig Brownstein of PuckBuddys writes for Russian Machine. You shall follow…
I feel like I've seen this person before... (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) One hundred fifty-seven days. That's a long summer for Caps fans.…
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