Alex Ovechkin Wax Figure Debuts at Madame Tussauds
Photo credit: Kris Connor Alex Ovechkin, sporting 10 stitches on his forehead after taking an errant puck to the face during Caps…
Photo credit: Kris Connor Alex Ovechkin, sporting 10 stitches on his forehead after taking an errant puck to the face during Caps…
Oh man. How awesome was Saturday night? Did this actually pan out for anyone? We pretend to hate everyone who isn't us,…
Alex Ovechkin stands next to 12-year-old cancer survivor Anthony Holley during the national anthem. (Photo credit: Ned Dishman) Cancer affects millions of…
Look how happy those white people are! (Photo credit: Ann Heisenfelt) The final two undefeated teams in the NHL, the Washington Capitals…
The NHL has only two undefeated teams left, and tonight they meet.
Photo credit: Joel Auerbach Ever since the Panthers beat the tar out of the Lightning 7-4 on Monday, they've struggled to put…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett The Washington Capitals game with the Philadelphia Flyers should've been the clash of the titans: Alex Ovechkin and Jaromir…
(Photo credit: Andre Ringuette) True story. Guy walks into a bar. He immediately pulls down his pants, starts cursing a blue streak, and vomits…
Doesn't this picture just make you sick? (Photo credit: Jonathan Newton) A long, long time ago, in a frightening world before iPads…
First rule of hockey writing: if there's a photo of a guy hit in the junk, USE IT. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume)…
Traktor Chelyabinsk’s four-game road trip came to an end today. Over seven days the team traveled from Chelyabinsk to Kazan (two time…
Photo credit: Scott Audette The Florida Panthers spent their Monday night trouncing the Tampa Bay Lightning 7-4. The Cats used five powerplay…
Mojo scores on the wraparound! (Photo credit: Ann Heisenfelt) The Washington Capitals hosted the Ottawa Senators in Chinatown for a game that--…
Doug Johnson of PuckBuddys writes for Russian Machine. Tweet tweet. Anyone who's had the misfortune to spend time in Ottawa has had…
Photo credit: Gene J. Puskar Thursday's game between the Penguins and Capitals was an exciting affair, but it was the third period…
Dennis Wideman celebrates his OTGWG. (Photo credit: Gregory Shamus) For the third time in three games, the Washington Capitals required extra time…
Alex Reut, the man behind the not-at-all-cursed Capitals/Stanley Cup painting, is here to do some good. Reut is auctioning off the work…
A time machine. Doug Johnson of Puck Buddys writes for Russian Machine. Tweet at them anon. We had too much to dream last…
Sasha scores on Dwayne Roloson to end the shootout. (Photo credit: @jlrpuck) Two nights after scoring the Capitals' first goal of the…
#Chimdog. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) Something just doesn't seem right when you see Jason Chimera among the league leaders in goals scored.…
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