A Failure of Transparency in Brendan Shanahan’s Suspensions
Few jobs in the NHL suck more than Brendan Shanahan's. As the guy in charge of player safety, Shanahan has presided over…
RMNB Week in Review; Three is a Magic Number
Pic by Clyde. This week, the Caps went 1-1-1 in 3 games with a loss against the Hurricanes, a win against the…
Dennis Wideman Picked 29th Overall at All-Star Fantasy Draft
Screengrab via @CarrottBazooka Since Alex Ovechkin has opted out of the All-Star Weekend (and has better things to do anyway), Dennis Wideman…
Things Alex Ovechkin Could Do Since He’s Not Attending the NHL All-Star Game
Monday night, Brendan Shanahan suspended Alex Ovechkin three games for his hit on Penguins defenseman Zbynek Michalek. Tuesday morning, George McPhee announced…
Alex Ovechkin Gives Mathieu Perreault a Shaving-Cream Pie to the Face after His First Career Hat Trick
Screengrab via @recordsANDradio Alex Ovechkin has been suspended for three games, but that didn't stop him from getting in on the fun…
Hatty for Matty! Caps beat Bruins 5-3
Photo credit: Mitchell Layton The Washington Capitals were at the lowest of lows before the defending champion Boston Bruins came to town.…
Alternate Cut of the Alex Ovechkin Suspension Video
Our Russian spies have infiltrated NHLHQ and recovered this alternate cut of Brendan Shanahan's suspension video for Alex Ovechkin. This video, archived…
Boston Bruins Pregame: Drop the Mitts
Craig Brownstein of Puck Buddys provides this pregamer. All Free Citizens should follow them. The Pregame: With Doug on IR (day-to-day, lower…
Shanabanned: Alex Ovechkin Suspended For Three Games
Ovechkin smash! (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett) Alex Ovechkin has been suspended three games for his hit on Penguins defensemen Zbynek Michalek--here's our…
In Defense Of Twitter
A historic Twitter moment. Over the weekend, the internet embarrassed itself once again when a Penn State student website called the Onward…
RMNB Posted a Million Times Over the Weekend
Since we were so busy over the weekend, here's a quick summary-- in case you missed something cool. Recap of the Hurricanes'…
TSN’s Bob McKenzie on Possible Alex Ovechkin Suspension
Photo credit: Ryan Remiorz 11:46 PM Update: NHL.com reports that both Ovechkin and Michalek will meet with the Department of Player Safety…
Everything is Happening! Pens beat Caps 4-3 (OT)
Photo credit: Justin K. Aller Yawn. These Washington Capitals / Pittsburgh Penguins games are always such tedious affairs. Nothing interesting ever happens.…
Video: Paul Martin Appears to Use an Anti-Gay Slur on Jason Chimera
At the end of the second period between the Capitals and Penguins, Paul Martin seems to say words to Jason Chimera that…
Video: Alex Ovechkin Hits Zbynek Michalek
During the second period of the Capitals-Penguins game on Sunday, Alex Ovechkin leveled a bad hit on Zbynek Michalek. Michalek was stuck…
Capitals During Wartime: Centerless
[Editors note: over the next month, we'll be looking at the challenges the Capitals face, the trade deadline, and the playoff chase.…
Islanders Announcer Calls Neil Greenberg a Housebound Agraphobe, And That’s Not Even a Word
Editor's note: Neil Greenberg is not currently affiliated with RMNB and was not consulted for this article. During Saturday's game between the…
Pittsburgh Penguins Pregame: #renamePittsburgh
It's time for your Puck Buddys pregame! Follow @PuckBuddys and adopt a dog. The Pregame: Cartoonist Bill Griffith, who just this week turned…
Highlights From the 2012 KHL All-Star Game and SuperSkills Competition
Evgeny Kuznetsov is introduced to the crowd. (Photo credit: KHL All-Star Game site) Our all-Evgeny Kuznetsov/all-the-time policy continues with this contractually obligated…
Former Capital Sergei Fedorov Praises Evgeny Kuznetsov, Participates in Ridiculous Photoshoot for KHL All-Star Game
All photos via the KHL's Facebook Fan Page. On Saturday, the KHL will host their 3rd annual All-Star Game in Riga, Latvia.…
