Happy Halloween from RMNB and Our Readers
Sheepvechkin! (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Today is Halloween, which for me means less than one month until my birthday! Yay! Oh wait…
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Photos: Braden Holtby’s New Roller Coaster Themed Mask
All photos by Kyle Mace. Click to enlarge. We heard from reader Matthew W. that Braden Holtby got a new mask this…
Canucks beat Caps 7-4, Get Out of America’s Hat ASAP
The Washington Capitals ended their expedition through Western Canadia with a game against the Vancouver Canucks. These being the two most offensively…
Vancouver Canucks Pregame: Creepy Twins, Sad Goalie, and Stupid Old Canada Part II
You know the deal: Doug Johnson. Puck Buddys. Twitter. The Puck Drop: Well, that was unpleasant, Caps. That “nervous feeling” we had? A little…
So About Those Penalties…
NOT PICTURED: Officials Stephane Auger and Dan O'Halloran acknowledge the crowd after being named the first stars of the night. (Photo credit:…
Oilers beat Caps 2-1, Whole Perfect Season Thing Kind of Silly Anyway
Khabibulin vs. unsatisfactory soup (Photo credit: Andy Devlin) On their first long road trip of the season, the Washington Capitals encountered some trouble…
HEY! We Want Your Caps-Themed Pumpkins!
It's that time of year. Hockey is back in full-swing, the leaves are falling, and the Columbus Blue Jackets have been eliminated…
Edmonton Oilers Pregame: Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Nikolai Khabibulin, and Stupid Old Canada
Some things: they're easy to hate. Cancer. James Mitchner novels. The Fanny Pack Family and their adorable moppets blocking the wrong side of…
Evgeny Kuznetsov’s Goal and Assist Pushes Traktor to Victory Over Vladimir Tarasenko’s Sibir Novosibirsk
Capitals prospect Evgeny Kuznetsov scored his ninth goal of the season and nabbed a pretty assist in Traktor's 3-2 win today over…
Alex Ovechkin Wax Figure Debuts at Madame Tussauds
Photo credit: Kris Connor Alex Ovechkin, sporting 10 stitches on his forehead after taking an errant puck to the face during Caps…
5-on-5 with The Production Line, a Detroit Red Wings Blog
Oh man. How awesome was Saturday night? Did this actually pan out for anyone? We pretend to hate everyone who isn't us,…
Caps Fight Cancer
Alex Ovechkin stands next to 12-year-old cancer survivor Anthony Holley during the national anthem. (Photo credit: Ned Dishman) Cancer affects millions of…
High and Mighty, Caps beat Wings 7-1! Undefeated!
Look how happy those white people are! (Photo credit: Ann Heisenfelt) The final two undefeated teams in the NHL, the Washington Capitals…
TONIGHT: Capitals and Red Wings Enter Thunderdome
The NHL has only two undefeated teams left, and tonight they meet.
Video: Former Cap Bradley Gets in First Bloody Fight of New Season
Photo credit: Joel Auerbach Ever since the Panthers beat the tar out of the Lightning 7-4 on Monday, they've struggled to put…
Caps beat Flyers 5-2: Ovechkin Looks Great, Brooks Laich’s Face Not So Much
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett The Washington Capitals game with the Philadelphia Flyers should've been the clash of the titans: Alex Ovechkin and Jaromir…
Philadelphia Flyers Pregame: Ilya Bryzgalov’s Twittereah, Jaromir Jagr’s Antibiotic Resistance, and Phans
(Photo credit: Andre Ringuette) True story. Guy walks into a bar. He immediately pulls down his pants, starts cursing a blue streak, and vomits…
Welcome Home, Jaromir Jagr
Doesn't this picture just make you sick? (Photo credit: Jonathan Newton) A long, long time ago, in a frightening world before iPads…
Caps beat Panthers 3-0, Vokoun’s First Shutout, Caps are 5-0
First rule of hockey writing: if there's a photo of a guy hit in the junk, USE IT. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume)…
Caps Prospect Evgeny Kuznetsov Scores 8th Goal of KHL Season
Traktor Chelyabinsk’s four-game road trip came to an end today. Over seven days the team traveled from Chelyabinsk to Kazan (two time…
