Braden Holtby’s New Capitol-Themed Mask Honors His Son Benjamin
Photo credit: Kyle Mace of Sweetest Hockey on Earth Because I'm an optimist, let's say there's an NHL season this year. As…
Photo credit: Kyle Mace of Sweetest Hockey on Earth Because I'm an optimist, let's say there's an NHL season this year. As…
Caps prospect Patrick Wey (left) poses with the Lefty Smith - "Snooks" Kelley Memorial Trophy. (Photo credit: BC Eagles Facebook Page) On…
GIF created by flawlessrussians. Last summer, it was Fatgate. Slouchgate. Whatever. Rumors swirled that Alex Ovechkin had packed on a few pounds.…
Photo credit: aftonbladet-cdn.se In the seventh round of the 2012 NHL Draft, George McPhee found a diamond in the rough and selected…
That's the stuff right there. I was 13-years-old on June 4th, 1998, when Joe Juneau scored the biggest goal in Washington Capitals history, pushing…
As a reminder to all of you hooligans to vote today, we've unveiled a new t-shirt in our store. While we all…
Whatever you think of Bruce Boudreau, he will forever be a part of DC hockey lore. He transformed the Washington Capitals into…
"If your beard won't grow, you resort to other means. #Movember #Gunter" Translated by Jacob Ware. Growing a manly mustache can be…
D'aww. Look how proud he is. (Photo credit: hockeyallsvenskan.se) Last Tuesday, Washington Capitals forward Marcus Johansson signed a lockout contract with BIK…
Sean Avery is one of the biggest assholes in NHL history, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a heart off the…
On Tuesday, Marcus Johansson became the sixth Washington Capital to sign in Europe, agreeing to a short-term contract with BIK Karlskoga of…
My favorite Caps player (okay, two-way tie with Chris Simon) Matt Bradley has found new hockey life with Finland's TuTo. Last time we…
Photo credit: Kyle Mace of Sweetest Hockey On Earth November 1st marks the first day of Movember, an event where men across…
This t-shirt can be bought here. (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Wednesday night was supposed to be the Pittsburgh Penguins' first visit to…
GIF by forsse90. We almost broke the internets when we published video of Caps first-round pick Filip Forsberg dancing to PSY's "Gangnam…
Sad news, you guys. Nicklas Backstrom has decided to change his Dynamo Moscow jersey number to 69. Magnus Nystrom of expressen.se, first…
g>Nicklas Backstrom scored his first KHL goal. Utilizing the shaft of his stick, Backstrom deflected a waist-high shot into the back of…
Paralyzed high-school hockey player Jack Jablonski drops the puck for a ceremonial faceoff between Parise and Hendricks. (Photo via Defending the Blueline)…
Photo credit: dynamo.ru With leading scorer Alex Ovechkin out sick with bronchitis, Dynamo Moscow needed someone to pick up the slack against…
"No hand shakes. My germs would kill normal man." (Photo credit: dynamo.ru) Alex Ovechkin sat out Dynamo Moscow's home game on Monday…
RMNB is not associated with the Washington Capitals; Monumental Sports, the NHLPA, the NHL, or its properties. Not even a little bit.
All original content on russianmachineneverbreaks.com is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International – unless otherwise stated or superseded by another license. You are free to share, copy, and remix this content so long as it is attributed, done for noncommercial purposes, and done so under a license similar to this one.