RMNB’s New Webcomic: Shinny! by Rachel Cohen and Peter Hassett
Russian Machine Never Breaks is proud to announce the debut of our new webcomic, Shinny! Brought to you by writer Peter Hassett…
RMNB’s Biggest Stories of 2012
2012 is just about done, and although we've covered about 40 fewer hockey games than we wanted, we're now delighted to take…
Alex Ovechkin Scores Angry Goal While Falling Down
GIF by welshhockeyfan Don't make Alex Ovechkin angry. The Montreal Canadiens learned this lesson a few years ago when Francis Bouillon bloodied the…
Alex Ovechkin Wears Maria Kirilenko’s London Olympics Towel During Interview
Alex Ovechkin and Maria Kirilenko may be one the cutest couples in sports. Maria goes to Dynamo games and supports Ovi by…
Caps Prospects Filip Forsberg Tallies Two Assists, Christian Djoos Scores First Career WJC Point in Sweden Win
Forsberg and Latvian captain Edgars Siksna exchange ceremonial banners before the game. (Photo credit: Richard Wolowicz/HHOF-IIHF Images) Last year, Washington Capitals top…
Sergey Kostenko Wins in Professional Debut, Also Assists on Goal
so sick))))) (Photo credit: @kostenkosergey1) Three months after having surgery to repair his wonky shoulder, Washington Capitals 7th-round pick Sergey Kostenko made…
Alex Ovechkin Renews Deal With Gillette Through 2014, Now Has Clause To Grow Mustache For Movember
Imagine Ovi with a 'stache. (Photo illustration by Ian Oland) In folicular endorsement news, Sport Business Daily is reporting that Alex Ovechkin…
Riley Barber Scores Goal, Three Points In First Ever WJC Game
Riley Barber celebrates Sean Kuraly's goal. (Photo credit: Andre Ringuette/HHOF-IIHF Images). Caps prospect Riley Barber has been one of the biggest surprises of…
Filip Forsberg Starts 2013 World Juniors With a Goal
Captain Filip Forsberg leads his team to a convincing victory over the Czechs. (Photo credit: Andrey Starostin/Scanpix) On Wednesday, in his first…
Video: Nicklas Backstrom’s Neck Injury is Reportedly Only a Bruise
"Owwie!" (Photo credit: championat.com) Almost one year ago to the day, Calgary Flames' winger Rene Bourque elbowed Nicklas Backstrom in the side…
Alex Ovechkin Scores 17th Goal of the Year in Dynamo Shootout Win, Nicklas Backstrom Leaves Game with Injury
Photo credit: dynamo.ru After a two-game road swing that saw Dynamo Moscow travel multiple time-zones away, Alex Ovechkin and the rest of…
Photo: Maria Kirilenko Shows Off Her New Alex Ovechkin Dynamo Jersey
Ahead of Dynamo Moscow's game against Slovan today, Alex Ovechkin's perfect tennis superstar girlfriend, Maria Kirilenko, showed off her Christmas gift: a…
Alex Ovechkin Didn’t Understand Evgeny Kuznetsov’s Decision to Stay in KHL
"I must break you... with my blue eyes." Last week, we told you how Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin landed on the…
Caps Prospect Jaynen Rissling, Calgary Hitmen Sing “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree”
Caps prospect Jaynen Rissling is a man of many talents. Not only is the Capitals 7th round pick on pace to have…
The Cutest Photos of Alex Ovechkin as a Kid You’ll Ever See
On Sunday, the Russian television channel NTV published an in-depth feature on Alex Ovechkin, which included interviews from Tatiana Ovechkin (his mom),…
Alex Ovechkin Scores 16th Goal, Has 13-Game Point Streak
Coming into Sunday's away game against Amur Khabarovsk, Alex Ovechkin was riding a 12-game point streak, which -- after signing a month…
Brooks Laich Wants You to Draw Him Like One of Your French Girls
I have on good authority that fan-favorite Brooks Laich is sooper hawt. While he's no Fabio, I guess I can see it. Anyways,…
Locked-Out Capitals Players Scrimmage Local College Kids At Kettler, Invite Fans To Game On Twitter
On Saturday, several Washington Capitals players rented out Kettler Capitals IcePlex to scrimmage against local college kids. Two readers who attended, Lexi…
Evgeny Kuznetsov Scores Two Goals, Shootout Winner Against Atlant
Evgeny Kuznetsov steals the puck before scoring his first goal of the game. (Photo credit: Atlant Moscow Region). On Friday, Washington Capitals…
Alex Ovechkin and Nicklas Backstrom Score in 4-2 Win Over Metallurg
One does not simply stop Nicklas Backstrom. (Photo credit: Metallurg Novokuznetsk). After a few days of national team play and a new silver…
