Alex Ovechkin Dangles, Puts Puck Through Legs of Ron Hainsey
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott Despite the Washington Capitals coming out and laying an egg for the second straight game last night, there…
Washington Capitals Welcome Fans Back to Verizon Center With Sloppy Play, Pepsi Products
Alex Ovechkin high fives fans on the way to the locker room after warmups. (Photos by Chris Gordon) At 7:12 PM on…
Slipstream: Jets Strafe Caps 4-2
This pretty much sums up the night. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume) So our dads Peter and Ian decided to give your humble…
MC Hammer at the Washington Capitals Home Opener
Famous people unite! Hammer and AOL co-founder Steve Case pose. (Photo credit: @SteveCase) Before Tuesday's home opener, Caps majority owner Ted Leonsis…
Animated: Matt Hendricks’ Off-The-Skate, Off-The-Stick Deflection Goal
Photo credit: Alex Brandon Last season, it took Matt Hendricks 30 games to score his first goal of the season. This year,…
Programming Note: PuckBuddys is (are?) Taking Over
I'll be out of town on business this week, so Craig and Doug from the always-perfect PuckBuddys site will be taking over…
Music to Caps Fans Ears: The Horn Guy’s Lockout Ends
Photo credit: @typicalsquirrel On September 15th, Gary Bettman and NHL owners locked out its players. One other prominent item began a lockout…
The Brouwer Rangers Reveal Their Spandex Suits
[Editor's note: When Mike Knuble was let go by the Capitals over the offseason, Knuble's Knights were temporarily without a player to…
George McPhee, Washington Capitals Players Attend Presidential Inauguration
Caption contest! (Photo credit: @tombeline) The Washington elite and tourists turned out in droves on Monday, filling the nation's capital for the…
Watch Nicklas Backstrom Score 15 Goals in 15 Seconds in New Geico Commercial
When Nicklas Backstrom suffered a neck injury in Russia a month ago, Caps nation was tense. Backstrom, who missed 42 games last…
The Baltimore Ravens Are Going to the Harbaugh Bowl
And then this happened: I wonder if Ray Lewis farted in all of the media's faces?— John Carlson (@JohnCarlson74) January 21, 2013…
Alex Semin’s Debut for the Carolina Hurricanes: No Goals and Two Penalties
Same Sasha, different jersey. Over the summer, after playing 469 games and scoring 197 goals for the Washington Capitals, Alex Semin moved…
Why Alex Ovechkin on the Penalty Kill is a Bad Idea
Photo credit: Kim Klement The scuttlebutt about Alex Ovechkin on the penalty kill turned to be accurate on Saturday night. Kicking off…
Tom Poti Scores Point in First NHL Game in Over Two Years
Is Poti now! (Photo credit: Scott Audette) Saturday was a bad night for the Washington Capitals. In their first game since May,…
Aaaand We’re Back: Bolts beat Caps 6-3
Photo credit: Scott Audette Welcome back, everybody! After 250+ days, we've finally got new Capitals hockey to watch and kinda enjoy. I…
Alex Ovechkin Destroys Cory Conacher With Big Open Ice Hit on Penalty Kill
GIF by welshhockeyfan During training camp, Washington Capitals head coach Adam Oates told the media that he would "absolutely" use Alex Ovechkin…
Evgeny Kuznetsov Says He Will Play for the Washington Capitals After the Sochi Olympics
Kuznetsov at the KHL All-Star Game (Photo credit: sport-express.ru) At the KHL All-Star Game in Cheylabinsk last week, Tomas Kmec of allhockey.ru…
Photo: Abbie Wants the Caps to Beat The Bolts
If you recall, last September Alex Ovechkin turned 27 years old, and -- in a tradition as old as time-- our readers…
RMNB’s Predictions for the 2013 Season
Teh future. No more waiting. Hockey is here. Are you ready? Perhaps not. It's been like 252 days since the last Caps…
Russian Machine, Creative Commons, and Aaron Swartz
Effective immediately, all original content on RussianMachineNeverBreaks.com and its related sites is covered by the Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike license. This means you can…
