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[Ed note: After a year of doggedly researching and documenting the panoply of awfulness that are the Washington Capitals' rival cities and teams,…
[Ed note: After a year of doggedly researching and documenting the panoply of awfulness that are the Washington Capitals' rival cities and teams,…
Finally. Washington Capitals Center and latest victim of #brittlegroin, Brooks Laich, just signed up for teh twitters. You can find him at…
Peter (that's me!) went on the Up the Pucks hockey/punk podcast to talk about the Washington Capitals, Danzig, and Bunheads. So, ya…
GIF by welshhockeyfan Last season with the Winnipeg Jets, Eric Fehr had a disaster season. Still feeling the effects of shoulder surgery,…
Darroll Powe is helped off the ice. (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett) The Washington Capitals won three in a row coming into Sunday,…
Everyone hates Mike Milbury. Fans, bloggers, and apparently former Washington Capitals co-captain Brendan Witt, who said Milbury "sucks ass" when he opined…
Photo credit: Vitaly Gubin / HC Traktor Two days after a meteorite struck his hometown of Chelyabinsk, the normally-talkative Evgeny Kuznetsov was…
Fehr, center, celebrates his first goal against the Bolts on Thursday. (Photo credit: Scott Audette) I was sitting in section 112 of…
Ovechkin palmed a plasma globe during intermission. (Photo credit: @HockeyBroph) The Capitals have been undefeated, 3-0-0, ever since fans sacrified a rubber…
Photo credit: KHL.ru Last night's meteor that struck Chelyabinsk, Russia, has damaged the Traktor Chelyabinsk's arena. The KHL is doing an inpection…
Photo credit: Scott Audette Happy Valentine's Day, hockey lovers! I hate this stupid day, but I found a good way to pass…
Rachel Cohen's (@kat326) Valentine. It's the dreaded day of days once again. Celebrating either some apocryphal rebel-priest martyr or a bunch of…
LATE UPDATE: No immediate confirmed reports of casualties. See the AP for more information. We're getting all kinds of information about explosions…
Photo credit: @recordsANDradio One day in 7th grade, I was playing basketball at recess with some friends. After I missed a layup,…
As regulation time expired in Tuesday's Caps-Panthers game, one right honorable gentleman cheered the proceedings with impassioned, airborne pelvic thrusts. Start at…
Michael and William Nylander. (Photo credit: Scanpix) Michael Nylander appeared in only parts of four seasons with the Washington Capitals, but he's…
GIF by welshhockeyfan Lil' Muffin John Erskine has been awesome this year. He beat up George Parros, he scored a clutch goal, and he's…
Brouwer Power. (Photo credit: @recordsANDradio) When Panthers center Drew Shore scored his crazy, mid-air, ricochet goal and gave Florida a 5-3 lead,…
Photo credit: Eliot J. Schechter The Washington Capitals schlepped down to that bustling metropolis of Sunrise to face the Florida Panthers on…
Ovechkin and Versteeg hug it out. Alex Ovechkin has been trying some different things this season: right wing, the half wall on…
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