SOON. (Photo credit: Christian Petersen) File under news you wish you didn't know, former Washington Capitals grinder/enforcer/paralyzer Matt Hendricks scored his first…
Recently traded Buffalo Sabres' winger Matt Moulson had a child on October 11th. The baby boy is named George, which is not…
Awww. Here are @jlbugher's kids as Ovi and a Red Rocker. Happy Halloween, RMNBers! Since you'll likely be chomping into arsenic-laced Snickers…
College sweethearts Mick Klock and Haley Buckheit are huge Washington Capitals fans. Their first real date was Game One of the Caps/Rangers…
Photo credit: @KarlAlzner Okay I'm figuratively dying over here. This is amazing.
Photo credit: Rich Lam After suffering an undisclosed upper-body injury earlier this week, Alex Ovechkin will not play against the Philadelphia Flyers…
Photo credit: Rich Lam Sometime during Monday's game against the Vancouver Canucks, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin suffered an upper body injury.…
Photo credit: Derek Leung The Washington Capitals gave up three goals to the Calgary Flames in the first period on Saturday night.…
Photo credit: @AndreBurakovsky Because when you're already good at carving up defensemen, this is the next thing in line. Also, that reminds me.…
Photo: Jeff Vinnick The Capitals announced Wednesday morning that Alex Ovechkin has sustained an upper-body injury and is listed as day-to-day. There…
Photo credit: Sweetest Hockey On Earth's Kyle Mace Washington Capitals defense prospect Dmitry Orlov is getting another chance with the big league…
A few weeks ago, the RMNB servers almost melted down when Washington Capitals forward Tom Wilson checked three Columbus Blue Jackets players…
Photo credit: Jonathan Hayward Ever since Alex Ovechkin was drafted by the Washington Capitals, the strangest thing has been happening. In arenas…
Washington Capitals 2013 first-round draft pick Andre Burakovsky is off to a great start in his OHL career. He's been playing on…
Photo: Jonathan Hayward Man, it is late. Are you awake? Okay, just stick with me for a minute and then you can…
During last season's playoffs, Washington Capitals rookie forward Tom Wilson lost his right skate blade after attempting a big hit on a…
Evgeny Kuznetsov gets instructions from Traktor's bench boss Valery Belousov (Photo creditL HC Barys) Washington Capitals prospect Evgeny Kuznetsov scored two goals…
Washington Capitals top collegiate prospect Riley Barber is still lighting up the NCAA. Two weeks ago, I wrote about his big weekend…
Washington Capitals head coach Adam Oates had a long, insightful interview with CBC's After Hours' Scott Oake and Kelly Hrudey following the…
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