Karl Alzner Scores His First Goal at Verizon Center
Aww! (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) On December 6, 2008, Karl Alzner, a 20-year-old old defenseman one year removed from the WHL, scored…
Aww! (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) On December 6, 2008, Karl Alzner, a 20-year-old old defenseman one year removed from the WHL, scored…
Schmidt happily poses with his milestone puck. (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) It took 25 games but, you guys, it finally happened: Washington…
Photo: Patrick Smith It's been too long. The last Caps game-- back when healthcare.gov wasn't working and the Spaghetti Os social media…
Photo credit: Geoff Burke Three seconds after Rich Clune took an interference minor, Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin scored to give the Caps…
Wut. Washington Capitals winger Troy Brouwer has struggled this season. Maybe struggled is an understatement. He hadn't scored a goal in 11…
Photo: Nate Congleton Your boy J.P. shared a stat today that worries me: Alex Ovechkin has just one assist during even-strength play…
Burakovsky carries the puck during a game against USA at the U18 World Championships last spring. (Photo credit: Matthew Murnaghan/HHOF-IIHF Images) Washington Capitals…
(Photo credit: Sweetest Hockey On Earth's Kyle Mace) We here at RMNB celebrate everything Russian. That's why I'm pretty disappointed in myself…
The caption reads: "I wasn't looking at the welding arc. May I now lick the frozen iron?" (Photo credit: Maxim Russia) Washington…
Look like me! Oh wait, you'll never get a date then. I'm gonna take a wild guess here, and you let me…
One of three returning players for the US, Riley Barber will be relied upon leadership and scoring (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)…
"Thank you, Hockey Gods." (Photo credit: Alex Brandon) Through 24 games this year, Mike Green had yet to find the back of…
Photo credit: Rob Carr The Capitals' power play, the main factor behind Washington's early wins, has dropped off. So, too, has their…
Photo credit: @WSHDiehard Saturday night everybody's favorite Belarusian, Mikhail Grabovski, had the game-winning overtime assist against the New York Islanders. Three days…
Ian braved rush-hour traffic last Tuesday to make an appearance at Kettler Capitals Iceplex. After nearly eight hours in the car, he…
With the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi approaching, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has been doing a bunch of Russian-language interviews to…
Andre Burakovsky and Connor McDavid (Photo credit: Glenn Gervais) Riley Barber wasn't the only Capitals prospect to have a great Saturday. Andre…
At 2pm on Tuesday, December 3rd (tomorrow!), RMNB's first segment on the Washington Capitals' television show Caps Red Line will air on…
Barber battles Bemidji State's Radoslav Illo (Photo credit: Monte Draper/Bemidji Pioneer) Washington Capitals' sixth-round 2012 pick Riley Barber continues to put up…
Photo credit: Mark Humphrey On Saturday night, former Washington Capitals grinder Matt Hendricks finally got his first opportunity in the shootout with…
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