Olympic Hockey, Day Nine: America Blown Out by Finland, Shut Up, Just Shut Up
Photo: RIA Novosti Defeated. Deflated. Enervated. Team USA went down in flames against a flashy Finnish team, losing the bronze medal in…
Photo: RIA Novosti Defeated. Deflated. Enervated. Team USA went down in flames against a flashy Finnish team, losing the bronze medal in…
Photo: chelyabinskhockey.ru While the best hockey players in the world are duking it out for gold in Sochi, the KHL -- just…
After 42 years out in California, The Tonight Show returned to New York City on Monday. New host Jimmy Fallon didn't wait…
Damn. I don't even want to write this. Two Caps players will vie for gold on Sunday, but they won't be Americans. Marcus…
Photo: @AdamVingan Last week I solicited Sochi predictions from the non-Olympians on the Washington Capitals. It was apparent that the Caps locker…
Nicky celebrates his apple. (Photo: Andre Ringuette/HHOF-IIHF Images) Washington Capitals forwards Nicklas Backstrom and Marcus Johansson will play for a gold medal…
This seems like it deserves its own post. If you haven't had a chance yet, make a Get Well Soon card for…
We're thinking of you, Mikhail! (Original Photo by @mkpanda78) As the world settled in to watch Thursday's women's final between USA and…
Wednesday was the first day back for the Washington Capitals. Practice for all the non-Olympians went about how you expect. But after…
We've sometimes lobbed criticism at Washington Capitals head coach Adam Oates, but one thing we can agree on is that his handling of…
From /r/hockey Unlike this morning, Wednesday afternoon's games went as planned. Well, almost. There was that whole thing where Latvia, led by inhuman…
When paparazzi photos first surfaced of Brooks Laich, the Caps' resident heartthrob, with Julianne Hough, As Seen on TV, the initial reaction…
Photo: AP It started off so well. Ilya Kovalchuk scored early in the first period of Russia's quarterfinals game against Finland, but…
Photo: Bruce Bennett Wuh oh. Oh man. This is gonna be bad. Russia got knocked out. Related: Team Russia Knocked Out: Reactions and…
Photo: RIA Novosti I think Team Russia is fascinating. Scoring just eleven goals in their first four games, the much-ballyhooed offense of…
Backstrom and Mojo, whatta pic. (Photo: @ErikKarlsson65) Caps Nicklas Backstrom and Marcus Johansson and the rest of Team Sweden were busy on…
Photo: AP And down they drop! Tuesday was the first day of elimination in the Olympic mens tournament, meaning lots of high…
We've let Ian have the fun long enough. He's played video games with Tom Wilson and poured "wine" over his head with…
Photo: Winslow Townson Team Russia defeated Norway 4-0 on Tuesday to advance to the quarterfinals tomorrow against Finland. Despite leading his countrymen…
Moar jokes from these two! Before the Washington Capitals left for Olympic break, I asked the non-Olympian players what their predictions were…
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