RMNB on CRL: Jay Beagle’s Flip Phone
Photo: Sarah Kogod Jay Beagle is a simple guy. He drives a 2004 Chevy Silverado and likes to go muddin’ and shootin’…
Photo: Sarah Kogod Jay Beagle is a simple guy. He drives a 2004 Chevy Silverado and likes to go muddin’ and shootin’…
Any excuse to post a photo of Perreault (Photo courtesy of the Caps) This California road trip comprises the most important week…
Ovechkin's 2014 bracket. (Photo: @Ovi8) Last year Alex Ovechkin filled out an NCAA tournament bracket. It was -- what's the word? Creative?…
A Boston writer named Michael Hurley wrote an article about how Alex Ovechkin's plus-minus rating is really bad and therefore Alex Ovechkin is…
Photo: Chris Gordon The Washington Capitals have announced that Brooks Laich has undergone surgery to alleviate his ongoing groin problems. His recovery…
The last few weeks have been enough to turn even the most stalwart of Caps fans unhinged and overstressed monsters. It'd be…
With each game he plays, Evgeny Kuznetsov grows more comfortable on the ice. On Saturday morning, twelve hours after recording his first…
Photo: Rob Carr It's been just over a week since the Washington Capitals traded Michal Neuvirth to Buffalo for Jaroslav Halak. Halak,…
Coming soon to warmups near you: Ian Oland in spandex. With an empty-net goal against Toronto Sunday, Troy Brouwer netted his 20th…
Photo: Paul Frederiksen Only one line on the Capitals is made up entirely of double-digit scorers: the third line of Jason Chimera,…
GIFs by Ian Oland, who is looking up spandex unitards on Amazon.com right now. With a 3-1 lead at the first intermission,…
Photo: Evan Vucci I hate St. Patrick's Day. My family is Irish as Feakle and I like Irish writing and the Corrs and…
With five minutes left to go in a successful first period, CSN panned to the crowd. Smart move. Those crowd shots have…
In his seventh game as a Washington Capital, Dustin Penner finally earned his first point. Penner sent a dandy of a pass…
Photos by Chris Gordon You might had to contend with hordes of drunk dudebros in green on Saturday night. That's life around…
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin let Evgeny Kuznetsov (whom I'm praying has a license) drive the $500,000 Ovi Mobile to Verizon Center…
Photo: Nick Wass For the second week in a row, the Capitals took just two standings points out of a possible six.…
The fine gentlemen at Toronto Maple Leafs Hot Stove have invited me to join them again. We'll be getting you prepped for Sunday's game…
Miami University Redhawks mob Riley Barber after his OT game-winner. (Photo: Miami University) Capitals prospects Riley Barber, Thomas DiPauli, and Austin Wuthrich…
When the International Olympic Committee banned Nicklas Backstrom from the Sochi gold medal game last month, it seemed doubtful the Swede would…
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