Gut Punch: Mike Weber’s Turnover Puts Caps on Brink of Elimination
Mike Weber chipped the puck away from the crease. It ended up on the stick of a Pittsburgh Penguin. It's not the…
Mike Weber chipped the puck away from the crease. It ended up on the stick of a Pittsburgh Penguin. It's not the…
Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby's hand just had a semi-violent encounter. The Russian machine slashed Crosby in the arm while trying to…
John Carlson continues his hot postseason. The Caps defenseman scored his fourth goal of the postseason tying the game 2-2.
In a series which has seemingly featured a head shot per game, Evgeni Malkin hit Daniel Winnik, surprise surprise, in the head.…
Jay Beagle just scored his third goal of the postseason. After winning a race for a dump-in, Beagle took a choppy backhanded…
Coming into tonight's game, Alex Ovechkin had been held goalless for the last five playoff games. According to CSN's Rob Carlin, Ovechkin…
Earlier on Monday, Barry Trotz, frustrated by the length of Brooks Orpik's three-game suspension, suggested the NHL favors the Pittsburgh Penguins. This…
The first period of Game Three was bad, but worse than the scoreboard was the image of Marcus Johansson collapsed on the…
Late in the third period, John Carlson caught Sidney Crosby with his head down, trying to control a bobbling puck in the…
The Washington Capitals have struggled to generate offense in Game Two. But late in the third period, they hit the back of…
Midway through the (unspeakably horrible) second period, Karl Alzner made a shift change. It wasn't an ordinary shift change. Alzner jumped Inside The Glass™…
Brooks Orpik had missed a few playoff games due to injury, possibly a concussion. Now back on active duty, Orpik put a headshot on…
Earlier in the morning, Lyla Oshie kicked the crap out of a Penguins poster, throwing the Oshie family feet first into the…
The only reason Caps-Pens Game One went to overtime is because Alex Ovechkin didn't finish off this golden chance set up for…
In the second period, Jay Beagle got Kris Letang’s stick stuck in his visor. For his next trick, Beags drew a tripping…
NHL stars famously swap sticks with each other. This is not what they meant. Late in the second period, Kris Letang's stick…
TJ Oshie is two goals shy of hitting the 30-goal mark, and it's only game 89! Oshie's lovely breakaway roof goal tied…
How do you know that the playoffs are super duper intense? They made Nate Schmidt stop smiling.
In Alex Ovechkin's opening shifts, he often likes to make his presence felt. Game One of Round Two was no exception. Thirteen seconds after…
The Caps withstood an early flurry by the Penguins and then took control of the first period of Game One. The scoreboard…
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