Theodore and Caps Shut Out Rangers 2-0.
Because we're all getting laid tonight, our gamer is gonna be up very late. So while we're gone, let us know what…
Walker Scores Two! Caps Beat Lightning 5-4!
In their first game with the Capitals, Scott Walker, Joe Corvo, and Eric Belanger got a close-up look at what we've been…
Aaaaaaand We’re Back! Caps Beat Sabres 3-1.
Everything is right in the world. Let's put behind us the Olympic tournament, the three-game slide, and the trade chaos. For the…
After Weekend Sweep, Hershey Sets All-Time AHL Record With 20 Straight Home Wins
This past weekend was awesome. Why? Because it was chock full of Hockey at every hour of the day. Sure there was…
USA beats Canada 5-3! Obama Declares Monday National Holiday!
BONUS: Contributer Brandon Oland has composed new lyrics to Canada's national anthem. Sing along to the video below! Oh, Canada You screwed…
Blues Beat Caps 4-3 (SO). Can We Go On Vacation Now?
The Caps desperately wanted to break their two-game slide that has followed their epic winning streak. They played a disciplined, almost subdued…
Alex Semin’s Hat Trick for Naught! Sens Beat Caps 6-5.
The Washington Capitals officially have a defensive crisis. Despite an offensive onslaught, the Capitals allowed (at least) one too many goals in…
R.I.P. the Streak. Habs Beat Caps 6-5 (OT). Laich Gets Hat Trick!
The Montreal Canadiens have done what a dozen teams could not do: end the Washington Capitals record-shattering win streak. The game felt…
Semyon Varlamov Finally Rehabs Again With The Hershey Bears
First, it was his groin. Then after a rehab start on January 3rd with the Hershey Bears - a start in which…
Caps Beat Pens 5-4! Ovie Hat Trick! 14 Wins in a Row!
How lucky for the NHL that this meetup betweens the Caps and Pens was nationally televised on one of the biggest TV…
Caps Beat Thrashers 5-2! Number 13, Baby!
Greetings from Arctic Frederick, Maryland. From deep within our carbon-neutral geodesic dome, the RMNB staff watched tonight's date with Atlanta Thrashers with…
Emily Karol Shares Her Experience at Madison Square Garden
One of my Christmas gifts this year was a ticket to see the Washington Capitals play the New York Rangers at the…
Caps Beat Rangers 6-5! Ovechkin Becomes First Russian to Get 500 Points in First Five Seasons.
[Ed. note- two big, honkin chunks of news about Semyon Varlamov and Nicklas Backstrom are broken below!] (Hold on a second. I…
11! Caps Beat Bruins 4-1 To Break Consecutive Wins Record!
First, a little mood music: Now, where were we? Ah yes. The Washington Capitals have just broken the consecutive win record set…
Ten! Caps Clinch Bolts 3-2. Ovechkin Snags the Game-winner.
January has been a spectacular month for the Washington Capitals. With newly crowned Captain Alexander Ovechkin at the helm, the team has…
Ninepeat! Caps Beat Panthers 4-1. Mike Green Okay After Knee-To-Knee Hit.
It would be one thing if the Caps squeaked another narrow win to keep their 9-game streak alive. It's another thing entirely…
Wings for Stevie K! Caps beat Ducks 5-1
I'll admit it-- wearing my undefeated Mean, Mean Russian Machine t-shirt tonight, I was a little worried about tonight's game. It's not…
Caps Beat Isles 7-2
[Our apologies. The Russian Machine cannot deliver its usual, happy-go-lucky game recap tonight. A dear friend of the staff, Sgt. David Smith,…
Semin Nets 4 Points As Caps Beat Coyotes 4-2, Win 6th Straight
It's been a wild week for the Washington Capitals. They've downed the Flyers, Wings, and those damned Penguins all within a a few…
Sweet Revenge! Caps Beat Pens 6-3
"Can't lose." - Me, 22 hours ago. It's hard not to sound like an amateur here. There are expectations when committing a…
