11! Caps Beat Bruins 4-1 To Break Consecutive Wins Record!
First, a little mood music: Now, where were we? Ah yes. The Washington Capitals have just broken the consecutive win record set…
Ten! Caps Clinch Bolts 3-2. Ovechkin Snags the Game-winner.
January has been a spectacular month for the Washington Capitals. With newly crowned Captain Alexander Ovechkin at the helm, the team has…
Ninepeat! Caps Beat Panthers 4-1. Mike Green Okay After Knee-To-Knee Hit.
It would be one thing if the Caps squeaked another narrow win to keep their 9-game streak alive. It's another thing entirely…
Wings for Stevie K! Caps beat Ducks 5-1
I'll admit it-- wearing my undefeated Mean, Mean Russian Machine t-shirt tonight, I was a little worried about tonight's game. It's not…
Caps Beat Isles 7-2
[Our apologies. The Russian Machine cannot deliver its usual, happy-go-lucky game recap tonight. A dear friend of the staff, Sgt. David Smith,…
Semin Nets 4 Points As Caps Beat Coyotes 4-2, Win 6th Straight
It's been a wild week for the Washington Capitals. They've downed the Flyers, Wings, and those damned Penguins all within a a few…
Sweet Revenge! Caps Beat Pens 6-3
"Can't lose." - Me, 22 hours ago. It's hard not to sound like an amateur here. There are expectations when committing a…
Caps Beat Wings 3-2 Thanks to Theo!
EVEN LATER UPDATE:  Lisa Hillary comments have been clarified.  Varly's involvement in the Olympics is "doubtful".  This is definitely a more pessimistic…
Laich lifts Caps Over Flyers! 5-3
When the Caps last met the Flyers, the blood had to be squeegeed off the ice. The December 5th 8-2 smackdown might…
Caps beat Leafs 6-1! Five points for Ovie!
The last two Caps games have had us reeling. We suffered a wild beatdown from the Lightning on Tuesday, replete with spats…
Comeback! Caps beat Panthers 5-4 (SO)
If I told you that tonight's game hinged on Brendan Morrison (no goals since 12/23) and Brooks Laich (no goals since 12/28)…
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Bolts Beat Caps 7-4
My job is not easy tonight, friends. This game obeyed no laws of hockey that I know to be true, and it…
Everything Clicks In Capitals 8-1 Victory Over Thrashers
As we prepared for tonight's Caps/Thrashers game, we were alerted to three crucial things: 1.) The Caps had plane troubles again and…
Eat It, Canada! Caps Beat Sens 5-2
If tonight's blistering win over the Ottawa Senators is emblematic of anything, it's our team's enduring hatred of Canada (America Junior). Yeah,…
C! Caps Beat Habs 4-2
Tonight The Washington Capitals began the second half of their (championship) season. Coming off a three-game slide, it was imperative that the…
Capitals Fall Hard to Kings 2-1, Lose Third Straight
The Russian Machine doesn't have much to say about the Capitals 2-1 loss the Los Angeles Kings today. It was crap. In…
Canes Whip Caps 6-3
Gah! On pixel this looked like an easy match up. The Caps, second in the NHL and well atop the Southeast, should…
Caps Stomp Devils 4-1 In A Total Team Effort
The east coast seems to have all the NHL talent these days, so when two titans like the Caps and the Devils…
Epic Comeback! Caps trounce Oilers 4-2
This Caps fan has tonight lost his voice from shouting at the meh-definition signal from Comcast SportsNet Plus. You can't blame me;…
Awesome Jeff Schultz Somehow Gets Free Pass With Own Goal
Last night on Twitter, while I was in character, a few requests were made to me after the Caps 3-2 Loss to…
