New York Islanders Pregame: Bad Hockey from the Worst Place on Earth
Editor's note: Puck Buddys. @PuckBuddys. Read. The Pre Game: So my doctor says I need to relax more. He suggests writing: it’s…
Editor's note: Puck Buddys. @PuckBuddys. Read. The Pre Game: So my doctor says I need to relax more. He suggests writing: it’s…
Erskine and Semin congratulate the ginger after his milestone goal. (Photo credit: Gregg Forwerck) When I was twenty, I was a college…
Photo credit: Gerry Broome The Washington Capitals last met the Carolina Hurricanes at home for the first game of the season. That…
Chad LaRose (Photo credit: Gregg Forwerck) Editor's note: Doug Johnson of Puck Buddys writes for RMNB. Tweet at his face. The Post-Mortem: So,…
Kuznetsov's goal against Neftekhimik comes at the 1:00 mark -- his assist immediately thereafter. He also has a breakaway attempt at 2:05.…
Photo credit: Kyle Mace Andrew Gordon won two Calder Cups with the American Hockey League's Hershey Bears in four seasons. He played nine…
Pot roast. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) The Washington Capitals had only one date with the Anaheim Ducks on the calendar this year,…
Sheepvechkin! (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Today is Halloween, which for me means less than one month until my birthday! Yay! Oh wait…
All photos by Kyle Mace. Click to enlarge. We heard from reader Matthew W. that Braden Holtby got a new mask this…
The Washington Capitals ended their expedition through Western Canadia with a game against the Vancouver Canucks. These being the two most offensively…
You know the deal: Doug Johnson. Puck Buddys. Twitter. The Puck Drop: Well, that was unpleasant, Caps. That “nervous feeling” we had? A little…
NOT PICTURED: Officials Stephane Auger and Dan O'Halloran acknowledge the crowd after being named the first stars of the night. (Photo credit:…
Khabibulin vs. unsatisfactory soup (Photo credit: Andy Devlin) On their first long road trip of the season, the Washington Capitals encountered some trouble…
It's that time of year. Hockey is back in full-swing, the leaves are falling, and the Columbus Blue Jackets have been eliminated…
Some things: they're easy to hate. Cancer. James Mitchner novels. The Fanny Pack Family and their adorable moppets blocking the wrong side of…
Capitals prospect Evgeny Kuznetsov scored his ninth goal of the season and nabbed a pretty assist in Traktor's 3-2 win today over…
Photo credit: Kris Connor Alex Ovechkin, sporting 10 stitches on his forehead after taking an errant puck to the face during Caps…
Oh man. How awesome was Saturday night? Did this actually pan out for anyone? We pretend to hate everyone who isn't us,…
Alex Ovechkin stands next to 12-year-old cancer survivor Anthony Holley during the national anthem. (Photo credit: Ned Dishman) Cancer affects millions of…
Look how happy those white people are! (Photo credit: Ann Heisenfelt) The final two undefeated teams in the NHL, the Washington Capitals…
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