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Caps at Bruins pregame: Sick and tired

On Friday the Washington Capitals dropped just their third game in regulation this season, but a banged up team without any rest now has to face maybe the best team in the league. the Boston Bruins. This will probably be Washington’s toughest game of the month.

Catch it at 7 PM. The divine Elyse has recap duty, which means she’ll try to start some static on Twitter about something silly at the first intermission like always.

Record 12-3-4 14-3-4
Shot Attempt % 53.4% 50.7%
PDO 102.0 100.9
Power Play 29.5% (3rd) 23.9% (8th)
Penalty Kill 82.8% (12th) 85.1% (8th)

Projected Lines

A lot could change here. Consider this a wild guess. Holtby’s in net though.

Ovechkin – Backstrom – Oshie
Vrana – Kuznetsov – Wilson
Stephenson – Eller – Panik
Leipsic – Boyd – Hathaway

Kempny – Carlson
Orlov – Gudas
Siegenthaler – Jensen

Holtby

Just Wanna Give a Shout Out…

…to Galarian Weezing, my new smokestack poison/fairy-type boy whom the youngsters think looks like a bong. He is not a bong. He is my special pollution boy, and he is the icon of our late-capitalist hellworld. He has a handlebar mustache made of toxic waste. I love him.

Storylines

The King

Aileen and I watched The King on Netflix this week. It was fine, but if you’re going to do an adaptation of Shakespeare’s Henry plays, you’re going to have a hard time besting the Branagh.

Scorn. And slight regard.

Now let’s see if I can watch The Mandalorian before the game tonight. NO SPOILERS. This means you, Chris.

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