A few weeks ago, the website Complex ranked the films of Pixar. Frankly, they blew it. Our own Pat Holden was inconsolable for hours.
But then we fixed it.
“What a terrible list,” Holden said. “The order of the top 10 is a disaster.”
Pat’s own ranking goes like this.
Here are the correct Pixar rankings. 1-3 and 9-12 are fact. I can see some shuffling in 4-8 pic.twitter.com/4pq3YoqHR2
— pfholden.bsky.social (@pfholden) June 20, 2017
This list is also A Disaster. Topher added some independent review, but we still had a mess on our hands.
To solve this problem we sent out a poll to Actual People with Distinguished Taste (i.e. people who follow us on social media). Here’s what you came up with.
Actually, this list is garbage too.
Toy Story is the Kris Russell of Pixar movies, and Wall-E is the Matthieu Perreault of Pixar movies. Up is the Thomas Vanek, and Ratatouille the Nate Schmidt. Everyone knows this.
An Actual, Valid top three must include Wall-E, and the top five must include Ratatouille. Also I’m pretty sure everyone would prefer to be hit by a car than watch Cars.
Until we can come up with a Good List, which this is not, the debate shall rage on. Welcome to the dead part of summer by the way.
Headline photo: Pixar films
