The Washington Capitals should not play on Mondays. The Washington Capitals should definitely play the Columbus Blue Jackets on Mondays. And yet, it’s Monday. And the Caps just played the Blue Jackets. And the Caps got horsewhipped. Here’s how.
Eric Robinson turned a semi-breakaway into an early lead for Columbus. After a scoreless second period, Oliver Bjorkstrand scored two in the third, forcing all the Caps Dads to disown their shameful excuses for sons.
Caps lose. Shutout.
I have a song for this mood.
— RMNB (@russianmachine) December 17, 2019
a little unwise from Kempny here on the first goal pic.twitter.com/JVOi3KfiK9
— Good Tweet Pete 🌮 (@peterhassett) December 17, 2019
#JoeBSuitOfTheNight #CapsJackets pic.twitter.com/dxPaHje8UN
— Ian Oland (@ianoland) December 17, 2019
Welp. Subpar game from the Caps. Subpar game recap from yours truly. Seems like me and the Caps are both a little off right now. I suspect we’ll both turn it around. Perhaps we’ll do it by Friday night, when the Caps visit the Hall-less New Jersey Devils.
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