As we noted in our article reporting the signing, Jakub Vrana is on an ABSolutely terrific vacation in Marbella, Spain with several of his closest friends.
Vrana posted a photo from the pool on Monday. Today, the Czech winger posted several photos and video from a pool party featuring hundreds of beautiful people. Beautiful people as far as the eye can see.
It appears he has still not located his shirt.
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First, Vrana posted a photo of himself wearing only his swim trunks admiring a drink he was about to consume. “☀️🍹” he wrote astutely on his Instagram.
Next, Vrana gave us a lay of the land with a video posted on his Instagram Story. This is a very happening pool party, you guys.
Finally, Vrana posted a photo with the “Swedish viking.”
There’s been some (ridiculous) debate online that the key to breaking Vrana’s stalled contract negotiations was his shirtless photo from Monday.
GMBM after seeing the pic of Vrana's abs yesterday pic.twitter.com/TrdylT7rL4
— no sporps (@OVECHKlN) July 16, 2019
So I asked readers that question on my Twitter account directly.
I need to conduct a very important Twitter Poll right now. Do you think Jakub Vrana's abs photo from yesterday brought Brian MacLellan back to the negotiating table to strike a deal? https://t.co/qlRE2m0Ld8
— Ian Oland (@ianoland) July 16, 2019
With over 1,000 people voting, 90 percent of people believe Vrana’s abs played a role in the timing of the contract signing, which makes this seem more fact than fiction.
He got a million per ab
— Mike Thomas (@thetactleneck) July 16, 2019
Congrats, V. Enjoy your time at the pool. Also, please never put on a shirt on. Our summer pageviews thank you for it.
Photos and video via @jakubvranaa
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