Hello again. I’m back, long time no see. I hope everyone had a great summer. It’s that time again where we look at a bunch of numbers, big and small, and I shape a bunch of scorching hot takes around them to try and look smart. Join me once again this season, won’t you?
So hey, the Caps totally laid a good ole Beantown beatdown on the Bruins to open their Stanley Cup defending season. The 2018-19 season home opener couldn’t have went better for the boys in red as they put a touchdown plus an extra point on the scoreboard, beating Boston 7-0.
The Capitals out-shot the Bruins 37 to 25, but were out-attempted at five-on-five 45 to 41. The latter matters exactly 0.0 percent.
Headline Photo: Kirk Will Newton
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