The Washington Capitals and Columbus Blue Jackets need two overtimes to decide Game Three.
Since everyone’s blood pressure is currently through the roof, let me indulge you with two very stupid GIFs.
During first overtime, the Blue Jackets earned the only power play. They didn’t score, but Blue Jackets forward Artemi Panarin managed to get on the blooper reel.
As the Russian center attempted to go off the ice for a shift change, he failed… spectacularly.
Earlier in the game, Angry Torts made an appearance.
WHAT THE FUDGE.
Feel better? Well I tried.
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