Hey, so this is a real thing.
On November 20, Chicago Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews will be selling toasters, er Toews-ters, to raise money for Jumpstart Charities.
The Toews-ter will burn Toews’ face onto every piece of toast you make.
Connor McDavid’s The Toaster of Tomorrow and Wayne Gretzky’s The Great Toaster, which Wayne claims has won four Stanley Crusts, will also go on sale as well with a similar functionality.
Remember kids, you miss 100% of the bread that you don’t toast.
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