Hey, so this is a real thing.
The Toews-ter will burn Toews’ face onto every piece of toast you make.
Connor McDavid’s The Toaster of Tomorrow and Wayne Gretzky’s The Great Toaster, which Wayne claims has won four Stanley Crusts, will also go on sale as well with a similar functionality.
Remember kids, you miss 100% of the bread that you don’t toast.
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