Hey, so this is a real thing.

On November 20, Chicago Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews will be selling toasters, er Toews-ters, to raise money for Jumpstart Charities.

The Toews-ter will burn Toews’ face onto every piece of toast you make.

My face on a toasted piece of bread??? Yeah, this is happening. Presenting, the Toews-ter. Get yours on November 20th and help get kids off the sidelines and into the game. Learn more about @CanadianTire’s #GiveAToast at giveatoast.ca

A post shared by Jonathan Toews (@jonathantoews) on Nov 16, 2017 at 8:26am PST

Connor McDavid’s The Toaster of Tomorrow and Wayne Gretzky’s The Great Toaster, which Wayne claims has won four Stanley Crusts, will also go on sale as well with a similar functionality.

Remember kids, you miss 100% of the bread that you don’t toast.