Hey, so this is a real thing.
On November 20, Chicago Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews will be selling toasters, er Toews-ters, to raise money for Jumpstart Charities.
The Toews-ter will burn Toews’ face onto every piece of toast you make.
Ian Oland 4 years ago
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